I cant stop laughing! You perfectly described a shopping trip with a female much less two or more.
My dad tried to give me some advice when I started looking at women with the look. He stated under no circumstances do you ever, ever go shopping with a female! and boy was he right!
I (male) need something, I know where it IS, or I find it first in yellowpages if need be, then I go get it and then back home. same with grocery shopping, go in and out within 15 minutes.
ADVICE TO ALL MALES: DONT EVER GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH A FEMALE, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND 5 OR 6 HOURS IN THIER GETTING WHAT YOU COULD OF GOTTEN IN 10 MINUTES YOURSELF!