---Patrick was smiling as Joe nudged him and whispered, "Dude! Is Pete hitting on your mom?"
Patrick frowned. "No, he's just being polite. You were polite when you first met my mom. Were YOU hitting on her?"
Joe furrowed his forehead. "Yes!"--
that cracked me up so much! seriously. i was laughing. but this time no one was in here to hear my so i didnt get anyawkward glances lol. love the story!