Lol! That's actually really accurate with me and the dog. Dogs don't like me for some reason or they like me too much. One time a dog pinned me to the floor and stuck it's tongue in my mouth, it was revolting, that's why I tend to stick with my cats and snakes they don't do that sort of thing to me XD
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:O Oh my god. A dog did that? I don't know... I love dogs. I have a cat though, his name is Smudge, but I believe Lucifer possessed him... I will! XD xx