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Five Minute Soap Dish

by johmichaels 0 reviews

Steve is a mysoginist who thinks Gia's too nice to actually be nice. Gia's the new girl, trying to fit in at a community radio station, appearing on a program run by Kelly. Kelly is the producer,...

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Chapters: 50 - Published: 2007-01-02 - Updated: 2007-12-09 - 51669 words - Complete

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  • Week 1

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    A weekly updated story about four misanthropes, and the misfortunes they put themselves through.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-02 - Updated: 2007-01-02 - 997 words - Complete

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  • Week 2

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    Continuation of the last week-the guys are outside the club.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-08 - Updated: 2007-01-08 - 855 words - Complete

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  • Week 3

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    Kelly and Gia meet someone at the coffee bar

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-16 - Updated: 2007-01-16 - 921 words - Complete

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  • Week 4

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    Inside the club, Steve and a reluctant Nick try to pick up.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-21 - Updated: 2007-01-21 - 1035 words - Complete

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  • Week 5

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    Gia and Mark try and get to know each other.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-28 - Updated: 2007-01-28 - 956 words - Complete

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  • Week 6

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    Steve continues to try and pick up, being ha,pered by Nick's persistentcynicism.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-02-06 - Updated: 2007-02-06 - 1093 words - Complete

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  • Week 7

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    Wherein Gia concludes her date and receives a phone call.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-02-11 - Updated: 2007-02-11 - 815 words - Complete

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  • Week 8

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    Against her better judgement, Gia picks up Nick from the hospital.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-02-17 - Updated: 2007-02-18 - 913 words - Complete

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  • Week 9

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    Nick arrives home to find one or two unexpected guests.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-02-24 - Updated: 2007-02-24 - 1127 words - Complete

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  • Week 10

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    Nick meets Kelly at work, and invites her out for Lunch.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-03-03 - Updated: 2007-03-03 - 863 words - Complete

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  • Week 11

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    Kelly, Gia, and Nick have lunch, and discuss what to do with Steve.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-03-10 - Updated: 2007-03-10 - 992 words - Complete

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  • Week 12

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    At the end of another radio show, Gia and Steve each have a date, and Kelly and Nick together have a plan.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-03-17 - Updated: 2007-03-18 - 958 words - Complete

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  • Week 13

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    Gia gets to know Mark better, including finding out his surname.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-03-24 - Updated: 2007-03-24 - 865 words - Complete

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  • Week 14

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    Steve has to do some quick thinking in order to keep both Evelyn and....her friend who's name he can't remember.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-03-31 - Updated: 2007-03-31 - 1069 words - Complete

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  • Week 15

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    Steve describes last night to Kelly and Nick, and needs to ask a favour.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-04-05 - Updated: 2007-04-06 - 960 words - Complete

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  • Week 16

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    Steve is determined to win Nick over to his way of thinking.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-04-14 - Updated: 2007-04-14 - 877 words - Complete

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  • Week 17

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    Steve runs into two people at work. One he's glad to meet, the other...er not so much.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-04-22 - Updated: 2007-04-23 - 923 words - Complete

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  • Week 18

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    Steve, at the supermarket, runs into two people he'd prefer not to run into.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-04-30 - Updated: 2007-05-01 - 1048 words - Complete

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  • Week 19

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    Before a show, Nick and Kelly scheme.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-05-06 - Updated: 2007-05-06 - 923 words - Complete

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  • Week 20

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    After a show, Kelly and Nick put their plan into motion, and Gia and Steve get a surprise.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-05-13 - Updated: 2007-05-14 - 884 words - Complete

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  • Week 21

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    Stuck alone together, what could possibly happen to Steve and Gia?

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-05-21 - Updated: 2007-05-22 - 1054 words - Complete

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  • Week 22

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    Afte the events in last week, Gia has to deal with a slightly jealous boyfriend.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2007-05-28 - 1007 words - Complete

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  • Week 23

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    Just before the dinner party starts, Nick and Steve receive an unexpected, yet an invited visitor.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-06-04 - Updated: 2007-06-05 - 1133 words - Complete

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  • Week 24

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    Getting sick and tired of Gothic Rose, Nick tells her the truth, and enjoys the consequences

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-06-11 - Updated: 2007-06-12 - 1262 words - Complete

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  • Week 25

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    Kelly decides to have some fun of her own-at the expense of poor Mark.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-06-16 - Updated: 2007-06-17 - 969 words - Complete

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  • Week 26

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    Steve sees Kelly's allegation about him, and raises her.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-06-23 - Updated: 2007-06-24 - 1477 words - Complete

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  • Week 27

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    Mark's angry, and Gia's rabid. But what happens next will change Steve forever.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-06-30 - Updated: 2007-07-01 - 1457 words - Complete

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  • Week 28

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    Oh dear, Steve's decided he's in love. And Nick's not too happy about it.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-07-07 - Updated: 2007-07-08 - 1109 words - Complete

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  • Week 29

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    Steve tries to make good with Gia, but without success.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-07-16 - Updated: 2007-07-17 - 817 words - Complete

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  • Week 30

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    Kelly and Nick discuss what they're going to do with Steve.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Published: 2007-07-21 - Updated: 2007-07-22 - 1189 words - Complete

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  • Week 31

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    Gia and Mark have their first fight. Awwwwwwww

    Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-08-18 - Updated: 2007-08-19 - 1087 words - Complete

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  • Week 32

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    Kelly and Nick confront Steve, a sort of intervention like.

    Category: Humor - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-08-18 - Updated: 2007-08-19 - 1165 words - Complete

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  • Week 33

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    Kelly and Ncik bring Gia into their plans

    Category: Humor - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-08 - Updated: 2007-09-09 - 1173 words - Complete

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  • Week 34

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    At dinner, Gia has a surprise for Steve.

    Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-08-22 - Updated: 2007-08-23 - 1251 words - Complete

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  • Week 35

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    Steve tries his best to defend himself from two angry exes.

    Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-08-26 - Updated: 2007-08-26 - 1067 words - Complete

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  • Week 36

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    Gia and Mark have a bit of an altercation.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-01 - Updated: 2007-09-02 - 970 words - Complete

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  • Week 37

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    On the way back from a movie, Steve spots something odd.

    Category: Humor - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-08 - Updated: 2007-09-09 - 1167 words - Complete

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  • Week 38

    by johmichaels 0 reviews

    Nick, Steve, and Kelly talk about what Steve jsut saw, and what it means for Gia.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-15 - Updated: 2007-09-16 - 1261 words - Complete

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  • Week 39

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    Kelly tries to let Gia down gently

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-22 - Updated: 2007-09-23 - 1026 words - Complete

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  • Week 40

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    Gia decides to check up on Steve's story

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-09-29 - Updated: 2007-09-30 - 758 words - Complete

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  • Week 41

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    Gia confronts Mark

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-10-08 - Updated: 2007-10-09 - 1117 words - Complete

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  • Week 42

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    Gia and Mark break up

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-10-14 - Updated: 2007-10-14 - 1098 words - Complete

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  • Week 43

    by johmichaels 0 reviews

    While watching movies, Steve gets an unexpected visitor. Oh-and see if you can guess the movie they're watching.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Published: 2007-10-20 - Updated: 2007-10-21 - 990 words - Complete

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  • Week 44

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    Steve and Gia try out that old "Friends" thing

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-10-27 - Updated: 2007-10-28 - 993 words - Complete

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  • Week 45

    by johmichaels 0 reviews

    Gia and Steve are abandoned at the club by Nick and Kelly. Only trouble can come from this. Only 5 weeks to go!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-11-03 - Updated: 2007-11-03 - 1151 words - Complete

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  • Week 46

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    Gia's drunk too much

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-11-10 - Updated: 2007-11-11 - 958 words - Complete

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  • Week 47

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    Steve and Nick sort out Steve's feelings

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-11-17 - Updated: 2007-11-18 - 1014 words - Complete

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  • Week 48

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    Kelly and Gia sort out Gia's feelings.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-11-24 - Updated: 2007-11-24 - 851 words - Complete

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  • Week 49

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    The penultimate chapter-Gia and Steve meet-but will it end happily for the pair?

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-12-01 - Updated: 2007-12-02 - 906 words - Complete

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  • Week 50

    by johmichaels 0 reviews

    In the words of the great Strong Bad-IT'S OVER! After recent events, Nick and Kelly meet up to discuss their friends and insult each other. Mainly insult each other.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2007-12-08 - Updated: 2007-12-09 - 1118 words - Complete

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