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Fixing Filch

Bribery abounds as the Weasley twins make Argus Filch an offer he cannot refuse.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fred,George - Published: 2008/04/27 - Updated: 2008/04/27 - 2444 words

Reviews

• Fixing Filch

  (#) red_jacobson 2008-04-27 12:30:51 PM

  cute story; but the very idea of Umbridge and Filch is enough to make a strong man cry! GRIN
  
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  Author's response

  I know. No kidding. And I don't know which is worse: Filch with her, or her with Filch, or either one with anybody. lol

• Fixing Filch

  (#) Cateagle 2008-04-27 06:02:49 PM

  snicker guffaw Oh, my, now that is a funny story; it's also one of the few ways I can imagine Filch eve releasing anything of the Twins'. Mind you, I shudder at the thought of what the offspring of Filch and Umbridge would look/be like but I can't think of anyone else I'd care to introduce those two to.

  Author's response

  Offspring? /shudder/ But you're right. They make a good pair.

• Fixing Filch

  (#) Teresa 2008-04-28 11:24:12 AM

  The mind boggles at the thought of Umbridge and Filch together, but thinking it over I concluded that it was indeed a perfect match! A horrific one mind you, but still a perfect match. One can only trust that there will be a private ceremony, and that whoever marries them makes sure that they can't see the happy couple either to using a blindfold or some other means. Trust Fred and George to cut a deal like that.....but I hope they got the rest of their stuff from Filch, and that they were't invited to the wedding! Many thanks for the vignette!

  Author's response

  Yeah, I was just thinking ... perhaps bags over their heads. lol But maybe there really is somebody for everyone...

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