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Kiss the Girl
0 ReviewsHe was a handsome young man and she was an exotic older woman. This is the story of the kiss that never happened. (Crackfic, just for laughs.)
Kiss the Girl
When he first saw her he couldn't turn away. It was natural of course; she was a rarity, not an average woman at all. Her body was femininely shaped with perfect curves and there was something very special about that look in her eyes. She was fascinating in everyway, but that didn't mean he liked her, goodness no.
She was an older woman, she was foreign, and she was completely out of reach. Yet that one time, be it by a drunken stupor or sheer curiosity, he had approached her and almost kissed her.
No one knew if he did it in a rebellious act to spite his father and his outdated friends, or maybe he was simply responding to the challenge of his so called ally who was, with no doubts, taking advantage of his drunken state in hopes of obtaining a good show and maybe even some priced blackmail.
It never happened; his father's friend arrived and took the lady away, guarding her jealously. At the time, he had scoffed and threatened to leave the perverted old man jobless or lifeless in the near future.
The next morning, upon realizing his grave mistake, he instead threatened to leave his so called ally jobless and lifeless and changed his mind about firing the perverted old man. He did not fulfill the thread upon his comrade, but he never fully forgave his so called protector who had nearly doomed him. And he swore never to taste alcohol again.
If he had ever been thankful to Hojo for anything, it would be for stopping him that night. If he had ever hated Reno for anything, it would be for daring him to kiss Jenova; and to this day Rufus Shinra still shudders at the thought of what he almost did.
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Disclaimer, I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Snow and Cherri posted a list of weird couples, just for the fun of it and I decided to do it two. One of the couples I posted was RufusxJenova, as crazy as they come. It made Hikou laugh (and nearly choke) so I decided to elaborate it into a crack drabble.
When he first saw her he couldn't turn away. It was natural of course; she was a rarity, not an average woman at all. Her body was femininely shaped with perfect curves and there was something very special about that look in her eyes. She was fascinating in everyway, but that didn't mean he liked her, goodness no.
She was an older woman, she was foreign, and she was completely out of reach. Yet that one time, be it by a drunken stupor or sheer curiosity, he had approached her and almost kissed her.
No one knew if he did it in a rebellious act to spite his father and his outdated friends, or maybe he was simply responding to the challenge of his so called ally who was, with no doubts, taking advantage of his drunken state in hopes of obtaining a good show and maybe even some priced blackmail.
It never happened; his father's friend arrived and took the lady away, guarding her jealously. At the time, he had scoffed and threatened to leave the perverted old man jobless or lifeless in the near future.
The next morning, upon realizing his grave mistake, he instead threatened to leave his so called ally jobless and lifeless and changed his mind about firing the perverted old man. He did not fulfill the thread upon his comrade, but he never fully forgave his so called protector who had nearly doomed him. And he swore never to taste alcohol again.
If he had ever been thankful to Hojo for anything, it would be for stopping him that night. If he had ever hated Reno for anything, it would be for daring him to kiss Jenova; and to this day Rufus Shinra still shudders at the thought of what he almost did.
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Disclaimer, I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Snow and Cherri posted a list of weird couples, just for the fun of it and I decided to do it two. One of the couples I posted was RufusxJenova, as crazy as they come. It made Hikou laugh (and nearly choke) so I decided to elaborate it into a crack drabble.
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