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Baby Cloud
0 ReviewsReno sneezes and Cloud gets turned into a baby... Wait, what? ...TsengxElena and a little CloudxTifa.
Baby Cloud
Tifa massaged her temples and shook her head. "A sneeze..." she couldn't believe what she had been told, but with all the craziness that happened, she did not deem it as impossible. "You're telling me that Cloud turned into a baby because Reno sneezed on him?"
"Yes," Tifa didn't know how it could be possible and she certainly did not understand how Rude could say it so calmly with a straight face while Reno had an 'oops' expression, eyes covered by his goggles. "You must remember when Reno turned into a baby it was by the effect of mako..."
"Yes, Sephiroth was trying to be reborn but Reno accidentally interfered poking that old machine even if you warned him not to, then he ended up absorbing the effects and turning into a baby," Rude had already told Tifa the story in the past, when he needed help baby-sitting little Reno.
"Then when I changed back to normal the radioactive energy left me and sunk into the planet, then Sephiroth came back as a baby and I was left as a mako freak..." Reno continued.
"Goo!" Baby Cloud protested. It could have been a mere coincidence or that he didn't like Reno calling those with mako 'freaks' even if he included himself.
"But for a sneeze to cause this..." Tifa held the two babies in her arms, keeping them separated. If she let go, baby Sephiroth and baby Cloud would start to fight. It was somewhat cute and amusing, but Tifa would rather preserve the peace.
"I have a cold," Reno explained, as if that alone would clear up everything.
Elena decided to explain the situation, since Reno wasn't being clear enough, and Rude didn't like giving speeches. "The way Reno received mako was unusual. It causes his immunity system to behave strangely when he is sick, for example with a cold. Basically he sneezes mako, but the test results indicate that it will stop once the cold is cured. The amount of mako in the sneezes isn't enough to affect most people. Cloud is an exception, because the mako he has reacted to the traces of mako Reno sneezed on him."
"Oh..." Tifa looked at the two babies in her arms. Cloud was quite content cuddled against her chest, while Sephiroth glared at Cloud. "Will Cloud be back to normal?"
"Yes, the effects will not last more than a few days," Tseng replied.
"Well, that's done," Reno announced. "Now that we told Tifa everything instead of being real Turks and getting rid of the evidence like I said we should, let's just get on with our lives? So Tifa, did you get more of that drink I like?" Tifa gave Reno a deadly glare. "No? How about something else then?"
"In case you haven't noticed, I have my hands full," Baby Sephiroth had begun to get restless and was trying to break free of Tifa's grip to attack baby Cloud. Poor Cloud, he left to deliver a package to Reeve and was carried back by the Turks as a baby. "You weren't really going to get rid of Cloud were you?"
"That's the Turks way," Reno did not admit, nor deny anything.
"He suggested it but then changed his mind and said we should keep him and raise him to be the Turks mascot, I think he got attached." Elena revealed.
"Elena..." Reno started.
"Yes?"
"You talk too much!" In Reno's opinion Cloud would have made a pretty good mascot.
"If you want my opinion, this wouldn't have happened if you just covered your mouth when you sneeze." Elena's statement received mutual agreement from everyone else, save for Reno.
"But it was an accident..." Reno knew this was an argument he would lose.
"According to the tests, there is also a chance that cloud might change back with another small dose of mako." Tseng explained.
"Meaning Reno has to sneeze on him again? It feels cruel on Cloud he's so small and adorable... But I really do need help talking care of Sephiroth..." Tifa debated on what to do.
"Wah!" Sephiroth screamed for attention. From his point of view, the blonde baby was an evil creature that his daddy (the grown up Cloud), disappear; and now he was stealing his mommy's attention too.
"I guess we have no choice." Tifa gave Reno the baby Cloud and tried to calm Sephiroth.
Cloud wanted to go back to Tifa, and made a sad face. "Don't start crying, just wait until I sneeze on you, and you can go back to delivering things all day."
Little Cloud grabbed Reno's goggles and took them off.
"Hey give that back!" Everyone stared at Reno. "Now do you see why I said mako freak? My eye glow all the time when I have a cold." He recovered the goggles, and hoped for a sneeze to come, and then for his cold to go away; or just for the cold to go away.
Cloud laughed and jammed his little fingers on Reno's nose.
"Ow! Why do kids hate my nose?!" Everyone laughed at this. But at least it caused Reno to sneeze. However Cloud was still a baby... "Maybe it takes more than one sneeze?"
"Or maybe it doesn't work," Tifa sighed "I can't take care of both of them... If they got along if would be fine, but Sephiroth doesn't like this Cloud. At least he gets along with Cloud in his true age."
"We can take care of Sephiroth," Elena offered. "I mean, I'm going to have a baby anyway so I might as well..."
"You're having a baby?" Tifa asked in surprised.
Elena blushed and Tseng hugged her. "Yes, we are."
"Congratulations!" So it was settled Tseng and Elena would baby-sit Sephiroth, so that Tifa could take care of baby Cloud for a few days until he was back to normal.
Will the baby chaos ever end? The world may never know...
End?
Disclaimer, I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Mikari made a boo-boo, she usually copies and pastes things and saves them when people request something, but this time she cannot find the notes anywhere. Someone wanted a story about baby Cloud, sorry I can't find the notes with the username of that person but here it is.
Tifa massaged her temples and shook her head. "A sneeze..." she couldn't believe what she had been told, but with all the craziness that happened, she did not deem it as impossible. "You're telling me that Cloud turned into a baby because Reno sneezed on him?"
"Yes," Tifa didn't know how it could be possible and she certainly did not understand how Rude could say it so calmly with a straight face while Reno had an 'oops' expression, eyes covered by his goggles. "You must remember when Reno turned into a baby it was by the effect of mako..."
"Yes, Sephiroth was trying to be reborn but Reno accidentally interfered poking that old machine even if you warned him not to, then he ended up absorbing the effects and turning into a baby," Rude had already told Tifa the story in the past, when he needed help baby-sitting little Reno.
"Then when I changed back to normal the radioactive energy left me and sunk into the planet, then Sephiroth came back as a baby and I was left as a mako freak..." Reno continued.
"Goo!" Baby Cloud protested. It could have been a mere coincidence or that he didn't like Reno calling those with mako 'freaks' even if he included himself.
"But for a sneeze to cause this..." Tifa held the two babies in her arms, keeping them separated. If she let go, baby Sephiroth and baby Cloud would start to fight. It was somewhat cute and amusing, but Tifa would rather preserve the peace.
"I have a cold," Reno explained, as if that alone would clear up everything.
Elena decided to explain the situation, since Reno wasn't being clear enough, and Rude didn't like giving speeches. "The way Reno received mako was unusual. It causes his immunity system to behave strangely when he is sick, for example with a cold. Basically he sneezes mako, but the test results indicate that it will stop once the cold is cured. The amount of mako in the sneezes isn't enough to affect most people. Cloud is an exception, because the mako he has reacted to the traces of mako Reno sneezed on him."
"Oh..." Tifa looked at the two babies in her arms. Cloud was quite content cuddled against her chest, while Sephiroth glared at Cloud. "Will Cloud be back to normal?"
"Yes, the effects will not last more than a few days," Tseng replied.
"Well, that's done," Reno announced. "Now that we told Tifa everything instead of being real Turks and getting rid of the evidence like I said we should, let's just get on with our lives? So Tifa, did you get more of that drink I like?" Tifa gave Reno a deadly glare. "No? How about something else then?"
"In case you haven't noticed, I have my hands full," Baby Sephiroth had begun to get restless and was trying to break free of Tifa's grip to attack baby Cloud. Poor Cloud, he left to deliver a package to Reeve and was carried back by the Turks as a baby. "You weren't really going to get rid of Cloud were you?"
"That's the Turks way," Reno did not admit, nor deny anything.
"He suggested it but then changed his mind and said we should keep him and raise him to be the Turks mascot, I think he got attached." Elena revealed.
"Elena..." Reno started.
"Yes?"
"You talk too much!" In Reno's opinion Cloud would have made a pretty good mascot.
"If you want my opinion, this wouldn't have happened if you just covered your mouth when you sneeze." Elena's statement received mutual agreement from everyone else, save for Reno.
"But it was an accident..." Reno knew this was an argument he would lose.
"According to the tests, there is also a chance that cloud might change back with another small dose of mako." Tseng explained.
"Meaning Reno has to sneeze on him again? It feels cruel on Cloud he's so small and adorable... But I really do need help talking care of Sephiroth..." Tifa debated on what to do.
"Wah!" Sephiroth screamed for attention. From his point of view, the blonde baby was an evil creature that his daddy (the grown up Cloud), disappear; and now he was stealing his mommy's attention too.
"I guess we have no choice." Tifa gave Reno the baby Cloud and tried to calm Sephiroth.
Cloud wanted to go back to Tifa, and made a sad face. "Don't start crying, just wait until I sneeze on you, and you can go back to delivering things all day."
Little Cloud grabbed Reno's goggles and took them off.
"Hey give that back!" Everyone stared at Reno. "Now do you see why I said mako freak? My eye glow all the time when I have a cold." He recovered the goggles, and hoped for a sneeze to come, and then for his cold to go away; or just for the cold to go away.
Cloud laughed and jammed his little fingers on Reno's nose.
"Ow! Why do kids hate my nose?!" Everyone laughed at this. But at least it caused Reno to sneeze. However Cloud was still a baby... "Maybe it takes more than one sneeze?"
"Or maybe it doesn't work," Tifa sighed "I can't take care of both of them... If they got along if would be fine, but Sephiroth doesn't like this Cloud. At least he gets along with Cloud in his true age."
"We can take care of Sephiroth," Elena offered. "I mean, I'm going to have a baby anyway so I might as well..."
"You're having a baby?" Tifa asked in surprised.
Elena blushed and Tseng hugged her. "Yes, we are."
"Congratulations!" So it was settled Tseng and Elena would baby-sit Sephiroth, so that Tifa could take care of baby Cloud for a few days until he was back to normal.
Will the baby chaos ever end? The world may never know...
End?
Disclaimer, I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Mikari made a boo-boo, she usually copies and pastes things and saves them when people request something, but this time she cannot find the notes anywhere. Someone wanted a story about baby Cloud, sorry I can't find the notes with the username of that person but here it is.
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