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Purse
0 ReviewsReno is playing Final Fantasy Tactics.
Purse
"Right... Now to go to the shop... I have a lot of gil..." Tseng did not understand why Reno needed to announce what he was doing in the game, maybe he just liked talking, but at least he didn't say it too loudly... "Ok... weapons... armor... items... best fit for all of them and... What?" The red head stared at the huge negative number displayed on the screen. That couldn't be right; he had a lot of gil from that last battle! "Again... Quit... Now best fit... huh?" Suddenly his quiet murmurs turning into yelling "what is that, some kind of magical knight purse?!" and Tseng had to intervene.
"What's the problem?" It wasn't that Reno had randomly yelled at his game, it was what he yelled that caught Tseng's attention.
"The shop has some overpriced weapon that's supposed to be more effective than a sword except it's a /purse/. I can't picture Agrias hitting enemies with a purse. She's more a sword type of girl, you know? Ovelia or Alma maybe, but Agrias? And why is a purse stronger than a sword?!" Reno wasn't sure what to think about the creators of his favorite game series anymore. He had played each and every one of those games except the seventh. It was released during the Sephiroth incident, and as soon as Rufus became president he gave the Turks so much work Reno didn't have time to play video games. After that the game eluded him; he couldn't find it anywhere, not even online. It was as if, it never existed, but it would be odd if they just skipped from the sixth to the eight so he would always wonder if there was a seventh game somewhere.
"Maybe there's something really heave inside the purse?" For the sake of keeping Reno quiet, Tseng tried to come with an explanation.
"I don't have that kind of gil anyway, so the girl knights will have to use swords like all the other knights..." Great, not Reno couldn't use the automatic best fit option, he didn't like having to remove thing for lack of gil, or because the idea was plainly ridiculous. Honestly, a purse being more effective than sword, unless there really was something heavy in it, but would that make such a big different. "How do you know?"
"Know what?" Tseng didn't like Reno's tone, this would be one of those questions he would prefer the red head didn't ask, he could feel it coming.
"About putting something heavy in the purse, have you even been hit with a heavy purse? Was it Elena?" The little location lights on the screen continued to blink on the map on Ivalice as Reno ignored his game in favor of annoying Tseng.
"No, I did not get hit with a purse." Tseng made it clear that the conversation should end.
But Reno either didn't catch the hint or choose to ignore it. "Did you hit anyone with a purse then? Do you have a purse? You never mentioned anything like that."
Without accepting nor denying, Tseng left. He really didn't have a purse, but he didn't want to continue the conversation. He had to find some kind of mission to give Reno and keep him occupied outside the office since Rufus wouldn't let them go home early even if they weren't doing anything. At least it was better than it was before Reno had decided to bring his videogames to the Turks office and instead had to occupy himself throwing paper ball and airplanes. Reno and boredom don't mix.
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"Right... Now to go to the shop... I have a lot of gil..." Tseng did not understand why Reno needed to announce what he was doing in the game, maybe he just liked talking, but at least he didn't say it too loudly... "Ok... weapons... armor... items... best fit for all of them and... What?" The red head stared at the huge negative number displayed on the screen. That couldn't be right; he had a lot of gil from that last battle! "Again... Quit... Now best fit... huh?" Suddenly his quiet murmurs turning into yelling "what is that, some kind of magical knight purse?!" and Tseng had to intervene.
"What's the problem?" It wasn't that Reno had randomly yelled at his game, it was what he yelled that caught Tseng's attention.
"The shop has some overpriced weapon that's supposed to be more effective than a sword except it's a /purse/. I can't picture Agrias hitting enemies with a purse. She's more a sword type of girl, you know? Ovelia or Alma maybe, but Agrias? And why is a purse stronger than a sword?!" Reno wasn't sure what to think about the creators of his favorite game series anymore. He had played each and every one of those games except the seventh. It was released during the Sephiroth incident, and as soon as Rufus became president he gave the Turks so much work Reno didn't have time to play video games. After that the game eluded him; he couldn't find it anywhere, not even online. It was as if, it never existed, but it would be odd if they just skipped from the sixth to the eight so he would always wonder if there was a seventh game somewhere.
"Maybe there's something really heave inside the purse?" For the sake of keeping Reno quiet, Tseng tried to come with an explanation.
"I don't have that kind of gil anyway, so the girl knights will have to use swords like all the other knights..." Great, not Reno couldn't use the automatic best fit option, he didn't like having to remove thing for lack of gil, or because the idea was plainly ridiculous. Honestly, a purse being more effective than sword, unless there really was something heavy in it, but would that make such a big different. "How do you know?"
"Know what?" Tseng didn't like Reno's tone, this would be one of those questions he would prefer the red head didn't ask, he could feel it coming.
"About putting something heavy in the purse, have you even been hit with a heavy purse? Was it Elena?" The little location lights on the screen continued to blink on the map on Ivalice as Reno ignored his game in favor of annoying Tseng.
"No, I did not get hit with a purse." Tseng made it clear that the conversation should end.
But Reno either didn't catch the hint or choose to ignore it. "Did you hit anyone with a purse then? Do you have a purse? You never mentioned anything like that."
Without accepting nor denying, Tseng left. He really didn't have a purse, but he didn't want to continue the conversation. He had to find some kind of mission to give Reno and keep him occupied outside the office since Rufus wouldn't let them go home early even if they weren't doing anything. At least it was better than it was before Reno had decided to bring his videogames to the Turks office and instead had to occupy himself throwing paper ball and airplanes. Reno and boredom don't mix.
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