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Naruto: Kitsune Juggernaut
Naruto's Mission
By: MikeJV37

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===Aug 11, 7:47 AM, Hokage Tower===

"Thanks Old Man, have him meet me at the Main Gate tomorrow at 8:00... and if he's late he's done as a man." Naruto said then made the 'grab and crush' motion.

Hiruzen hid his reaction, as even at his age the thought of getting his balls crushed was terrifying, he knew Naruto meant it and if he didn't play along he was doomed, Naruto hated betrayal, especially if you were someone he trusted. "I'll tell him, but I doubt that'll be needed... even as a threat. Despite what I told you, he's very reliable Naruto, but even with your luck and new power, he's your only chance to find her and be back in time for the finals."

Naruto shrugged. "Probably, but if I'm gone too long my girls get, anxious." He smiled pervertedly at 'anxious'.

Hiruzen just nodded. "Why not leave today?"

Naruto smiled. "I have some things to do first... like spend some time with all my girls before I leave."

Hiruzen smiled and nodded. "Is that all you wanted?"

Naruto thought a moment then nodded. "Ya... tell me something Old Man, just between us..." Naruto glanced at the door then smiled. "...you ever land Yunara?"

Hiruzen's eyes opened wide. "No... but just between us, I've wanted to for years."

Naruto smiled. "Not that they can stop me anyway, but you keep them off my ass until the Exams and invasion are over, and not only will you have your own harem, but I'll deal with the Senior Advisors, the Council, Danzo and even the Daimyo... permanently, your life will be easy and Fire Country will be safe."

What Naruto said was treason, pure and simple, but Hiruzen also knew Naruto could easily do it. Yes that's what he wanted, but could he live with how Naruto did it? Then there was the fact that regardless of his answer Naruto was going to do it anyway... did he take the moral path and get killed, or at the very least, castrated, or give in to his baser desires and basically become Naruto's slave. "Promise me no innocents will be hurt and I decide who's in my harem... and you have a deal." Hiruzen said and extended his hand.

"Deal." Naruto replied and shook his hand, then left.

===Aug 12, 8:00 AM, Main Gate===

Jiraiya looked up at the huge blonde, something he wasn't used to. "That bag have everything you need? We'll be gone at least 2 weeks... and is that what you're going to wear?"

"It has everything I need for a month, not that we'll be gone that long... and what's wrong with this, I'm not wearing the helmet?" Naruto replied.

"You may not care what anyone thinks, but if we're going to find her quickly we need to be subtle... or as best someone your size can be." Jiraiya said and smiled when Naruto laughed. "If we walk into a town with you wearing battle armor, we're gonna scare people off, especially the type of people we'll be dealing with... do you have some normal clothes or do we have to get some?"

"I guess you have a point, and some of my girls did say I should work on my other shinobi skills. I don't see the point when I can do anything I want, but I'm not an experienced Jonin... ya, I have some clothes I got yesterday. One second." Naruto said, dropped his bag then focused on his appearance. A moment later there was a flash and he'd switched to a pre-set look. He'd learned yesterday after joining the girls at the Iron Kimono that his armor activation could be applied to an outfit, suggested by Hotaru. "How's this?"

Jiraiya had to admit that changing clothes with a jutsu was cool, and very useful... not to mention profitable, but that could wait. He looked Naruto over. He had the same boots on, but now had loose black pants tucked into them, a huge leather belt, a short-sleeved orange shirt under a heavy, black leather sleeveless jacket and large leather wristbands. "Much better, but I'd take off the Leaf headband, if she sees it, or even hears about it, she'll run and we won't find her before the Finals, trust me on this."

Naruto shrugged, knelt down, rummaged through his bag a moment before switching headbands, but this one was leather with a large plate across his forehead made of the special metal his helmet was, keeping him protected.

Jiraiya smiled and nodded. "A respectable look, now we can go... and I want to discuss the clothes switch, I can make that a seal you could sell for a lot of money... and kunoichi would practically throw themselves at you for it."

Naruto smiled, he loved both ideas.

===Aug 18, 6:57 AM, 2 miles from Tanzaku Town===

"Trust me on this Naruto, even if you're right, it's always a good idea to have options because you never know what you'll be facing or in a situation where your normal options won't work." Jiraiya said.

"Can it be improved and modified?" Naruto asked.

"Yes. I normally wouldn't tell you this, but I have 4 versions of it, including the basic version I'll teach you." Jiraiya replied with a big smile.

"Well I do love learning new jutsu... okay, but I'm not gonna call you Jiraiya-sensei." Naruto said.

Jiraiya frowned briefly, then got an idea. "Did he tell you what Tsunade looks like?"

Naruto shook his head. "No, but I heard she has huge tits, but so do some of my girls."

Jiraiya just stood there smiling. "Of all your girls, what's the cup size of the biggest pair?"

Naruto thought a moment, it was definitely Hinata. "She's a T cup."

"That's very impressive... she'd probably fill one cup of Tsunade's bra." Jiraiya said casually.

Naruto's eyes opened wide in shock. "Her tits are really that big?" Jiraiya nodded. "Okay, what do you want?"

"He told me what you're going to do, and I must admit that on some level I approve, and while I should try to stop you, I'm not going to because while I'm not afraid to die for a good cause, living as half a man isn't something I want to even think about. So here's the deal... for the remainder of the mission you call me Jiraiya-sensei and do what I say, no questions, and if you can do the jutsu before we get back to Konoha, I want the same deal you made with the Old Man. I'll even call you Naruto-sama and do anything you tell me... with one condition, and this is not negotiable..." Jiraiya said.

"Let me guess... Tsunade. You want to fuck her or add her to your books." Naruto interrupted. "I'll give you one, and she's going to be in my harem... I already promised someone."

Jiraiya laughed. "Nice guess, and I want her in my books, no restrictions. That means I'll need to see her nude and do a full examination for an accurate portrayal. Despite what you think about my lifestyle... and most of it is true, I really do want to give her the respect she deserves."

Naruto sighed, he was clever, but he could tell that last part was from his heart and he had to respect that. "Fine... but I'm gonna watch, and if you try anything that she tells me you don't need to know or do to her, I'll get mad... understood?"

Jiraiya swallowed subtly, he knew Tsunade would mess with him during it. "Deal." He replied then shook Naruto's hand. "We can start looking later... the places she'll be aren't open yet anyway so we'll start your training, but I need to run into town and pick up some special items first."

Naruto nodded. "Fine... but that's all you're doing... if you aren't back in an hour, I'll come looking for you."

Jiraiya nodded, his fun could wait. "No problem." Jiraiya said then vanished in a swirl of leaves.

===7:38 AM===

"You can't be serious?" Naruto asked, what Jiraiya was holding isn't what he expected.

Jiraiya didn't even twitch. "Totally serious, pop it with your chakra... like this." He said then the balloon deformed and popped, soaking his hand. "Oh, and this is step one of 3."

"Did you have to do this?" Naruto asked and Jiraiya nodded. "If you learned it this way I can too."

"You practice, I'm going to get some breakfast. I'll be back in..." Jiraiya said.

"An hour." Naruto interrupted.

"Not enough... even if your control is as good as you say it'll still take you all morning... 3 hours." Jiraiya replied.

Naruto thought a moment. "I think I can do it in about an hour, but we do have a deal so... 2 hours."

"I'll agree to 2 hours, but you have to give me, or join me for, at least 4 hours off the clock. This won't affect the mission, trust me. We'll be here about a week no matter what." Jiraiya said.

"Deal, and I think I'll join you for that, it could be fun." Naruto said, also thinking that he could use Jiraiya to pick up some more women for his harem, as he knew Jiraiya would know the best places.

Jiraiya smiled, nodded and vanished.

===8:20 AM===

Naruto picked up a new balloon and held it in his open hand. He knew he could blow it apart with sheer power, but that wouldn't help him learn this technique, he had to spin his chakra, and in multiple directions... which took him a while to figure out based on how the balloon deformed until his matched Jiraiya's. He'd just taken a short break to meditate and figure it out. "Okay Jiraiya, I think I have the pattern down now, I just need to test it... and if it works like I think I'll have it mastered before you get back." Naruto said then focused on his task. As annoying as this was he couldn't deny he enjoyed the challenge, and he also couldn't deny that Jiraiya was right about having options... besides, increasing his skill was always good.

===9:40 AM===

Jiraiya walked up to Naruto sitting in the grass leaning against a tree, the box was empty and the wet ground near it covered in popped balloons, but that didn't mean he'd done it. Naruto opened his eyes and looked up at him. "I see you ran out of water balloons, but that doesn't mean anything... did you master the first step?"

"Yes... took me about 40 minutes to figure out how you were doing it, but once I did I had it mastered in about an hour." Naruto stood, facing him. "I had to analyze exactly what I did each time though because I didn't have enough balloons to just do it over and over..." Naruto scowled. "...I'm guessing you went through this too and know how I feel?"

Jiraiya grinned and nodded. "Aggravating isn't it, took me 4 boxes of balloons to master this step."

Naruto chuckled and smiled. "I bet it didn't help any that your former apprentice was teaching you." Jiraiya pouted slightly and shook his head. "That makes me feel better... so, what's the next step?"

Jiraiya set down the bag and removed a rubber ball. "This is actually the easiest step, especially for you, Step One is Rotation, this is Power, you need to increase the volume and density of your chakra... if you don't you'll never pop the ball." He said then tossed it to Naruto.

After catching it Naruto looked at him curiously. "Why the extra help, you didn't tell me this much for the first step."

"Tell me something, during step one did you get tired at all using so much chakra..." Jiraiya asked and Naruto shook his head. "...and when you sleep, it's how long?"

Naruto actually had to think about that a minute, then his eyes opened a little wider when he realized what he's been doing recently. "About 2 hours usually, then I spent 4 to 6 hours in my Mindscape wit..." Naruto said then stopped himself mid-word then looked at Jiraiya.

"If you're worried about me getting in trouble, don't... I was there when he sealed it in you." Jiraiya said.

"Good. They can't hurt me, but you have a lot of skills and information I can't get anywhere else... besides, we have a deal and no one is going to break it, or my promise to you..." Naruto said strongly then smirked. "...and by the way, it's she... Kyuubi is female."

Jiraiya's eyes opened wide. "So it's true, they do have genders... and the others, are they all female?" Naruto nodded. Jiraiya thought a moment then smiled. "I'm assuming you have a mental link to her, so I have 2 questions for her, does she have a name she'd prefer I call her, and I want her honest opinion on this so no influence from you either way... please... would she like to be in my Ichi Ichi Paradise or her own adult novel?"

"Her name is Kurama, as to your offer, one second..." Naruto replied then listened a few moments real time, a few minutes her time. "...okay, she's very interested in doing both, but before I decide you should know she's still on probation, but she's close to getting it lifted. Depending on how this mission, the Finals and how much she can help you with seals I can sell to earn money..." Naruto saw Jiraiya's small reaction to that information. "...she has abilities she said you could turn into seals, and she has some ideas for some based on some of my abilities as well as some Clan girls I own. Once all of that, and the Invasion, are done and everything goes well, I'll consider lifting her probation, but at the moment that's the best I can do."

Jiraiya nodded. "Fair enough, I've waited decades to get Tsunade and have to wait at least a few more days for her, so waiting a few weeks for Kurama-chan will be easy, and just as worth it."

Naruto chuckled. "She asked me to thank you for the offer and calling her Kurama-chan."

"Now, about your training question... as I said this is the easiest step and from how quickly you mastered step one it'd be a waste to leave since you'd probably have it mastered by the time I got back to town and if you had to wait here an hour or more for me you'd just get mad and I don't need that kind of trouble right now..." Jiraiya said then frowned. "...besides, even if you tame that overdeveloped, ballbusting bitch as fast as I think you can, we have too much history and I'll get enough shit from her to give me problems until we're back in Konoha."

Naruto laughed hard for a minute or so. "I know the type and I'm guessing she's put you in the hospital many times for trying to peep her."

Jiraiya nodded. 'Yes, and once she almost killed me... no joke, if it wasn't for... some deep emotional issues she has, I would of died. And before you ask it isn't my place to tell you, I promised her, but she'll tell you when she's ready. Tsunade really is a good person, but when you graduate at 7 like we did, grow up during a War and survive the things we did, you develop issues."

Naruto just nodded, she sounded like she had a past like himself and Hinata, full of pain and abuse, but he knew he could help her... in his own way. "Okay then, let's get back to training."

===11:38 AM===

"DAMN!" Naruto yelled and punched the tree with a dozen visible shallow depressions in it, which snapped the tree in half. "You weren't kidding about the final step... I had step 2 mastered in 20 minutes, but this is... this is the hardest thing I've ever done!" He exclaimed.

"I'm impressed, even with the Jonin level reserves you had before that happened you'd be sprawled on the ground in a pool of sweat right now... and you still have enough to do that..." Jiraiya said and thumbed toward the broken tree. "...took me a couple weeks just to get it down, then another month to actually master it. And you're still strong enough to fell a tree that size with one punch and in a little over an hour you've almost got it down."

Naruto grumbled. "Do you know what I'm doing wrong?"

"I think so, but I can't help you with this part even if I wanted to. As I was told, it's up to me to figure out how to combine both steps into a single technique. What worked for him wouldn't for me, and the same applies to you." Jiraiya said honestly.

Naruto sighed. "I figured as much... at least it doesn't hurt, if I wasn't so tough my whole arm would probably be numb by now."

Jiraiya laughed briefly. "Mine was for almost a week after I got it down... it's almost noon, wanna head into town and get some lunch, you could probably use a break to clear your head."

"Ya, and my stomach is yelling at me. Tell ya what, you pay for lunch, anything I want, then we'll do some gambling and use the winnings to spend on company." Naruto said and smiled pervertedly.

"How do you know we'll win, the kind of money we'll need for, proper company, we can only get at the big Casino near the center of town and they have ways to detect chakra use which means no cheating." Jiraiya asked curiously.

Naruto just smiled bigger. "Simple... even before this happened I found out I'm really lucky."

"How lucky?" Jiraiya asked, his interest quickly rising.

"When it comes to gambling of any kind... I never lose..." Naruto said, saw Jiraiya about to say something and froze him with a glare. "...never."

"How'd you find out though, I know every place in Konoha that has gambling and even the seediest dive won't let a kid in." Jiraiya said.

Naruto laughed. "I found that out too, but before I tell you, have you heard about my signature jutsu?" He said with a perverted smirk.

Jiraiya thought a moment then smiled. "Your Sexy Jutsu... Sarutobi-sensei told me you did it to him once... you almost gave him a heart attack."

Naruto's jaw clenched a moment. "I didn't know that, but our deal should more than make up for everything I've done to him. Anyway, I got broken into and robbed a lot from age 5 up to about 10, when I was 9 I was robbed and lost most of my rent money, I wandered around Konoha a few hours before I came across one of the gambling places, as you said I couldn't get in and my rent was due the next morning. We were learning the basic 3 jutsu and even though I only knew about half of what to do I figured out the Henge on my own. The funny thing is that because I didn't know the whole jutsu, figured it out myself, and what I am... I didn't find out until after this happened that I don't do a normal Henge... think about it, would a Henge fool the Old Man?"

Jiraiya paused an moment then laughed hard. "Of course... that's why it worked on him!"

Naruto smiled. "Right, just like the Shadow Clone Jutsu I do an advanced form of it, mine is an actual Shape Shift... and I also found out Kyuubi influenced me, but not directly, that's why I learned it so fast and was able to finish it with almost no knowledge of how it worked."

Jiraiya nodded, but he also knew Naruto's natural abilities came from his parents.

"Anyway, I'd Henge into an adult, sometimes a man, sometimes a woman, and act like some traveler just passing through. I didn't realize it until recently, but that time and about a dozen times afterwards until graduation, I'd only earn enough for rent and food... it never occurred to me I could get rich doing it. I was so stupid." Naruto said.

"That's life, but you know that better than most adults." Jiraiya said and Naruto nodded. "Now that I know this, we might be able to find Tsunade and bring her back sooner than expected... and even have some fun with her. You see, Tsunade is a hardcore gambling addict, but her luck is usually as bad as yours is good." He said and giggled pervertedly.

Naruto smiled, he knew exactly what Jiraiya was thinking... this was going to be fun.

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End Chapter 12