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Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

by cloneserpents 20 Reviews

A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 35 - Published: 2006/04/29 - Updated: 2008/12/26 - 278690 words - Complete

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  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) cloneserpents 2006-06-17 07:59:04 AM

    Since I am not allowed to respond to anonymous reviews, I feel compelled to respond to annoy’s comment through my own review. A review of a review if you will.

    Yes I am familiar with how human males choose their partners because 1) I’m human and 2) I also happen to be male.

    Now, you are referring to the old adage of “Every boy wants to marry his mother.” Though I may be mistaken I do not believe that it “has been studied for a long time now through the history of mankind” as you say. I don’t recall Socrates talking about how hot his mother was. Maybe the ancient Egyptians did, but they were into incest.

    Let me explain the adage to you “Every boy wants to marry his mother” because you seem to be mistaken: Men tend to look for women who have similar qualities to their mothers like you stated. That is meant to be mental qualities like emotions, intellect, temperament, etc. NOT physical qualities. If a man is attracted to a woman who resembles his mother, it is a psychological disorder call an Oedipus Complex (look it up). That is the reason why I have the “Freud” references throughout the story.

    I started to write the whole Oedipus Joy Ride that is Sword of Gryffindor because I have heard the argument that it was obvious from the beginning of the series that Harry and Ginny were meant to be together because she looks like her mother too many times. And every time I see or hear the argument, the person or person always makes a reference to “Every boy wants to marry his mother.” It is simply amazing how many people get the adage completely wrong (think or they think incest is cute). Then again, these are the same people who think emotional abuse is the basis for a romantic relationship COUGH Ron/Hermione COUGH

    Thanks for your time... and thanks for leaving a signed review... wuss

    Author's response

    I'm glad you liked it
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) ShadowGryffindor 2006-11-04 02:27:19 PM

    This story has to be one of the most hilarious smut stories I have ever read. I like the way you did the sex scene with Harry and hermione in the latest chapter. This is a well written story, and I've only seen a few minor mistakes in word use or spelling, but nothing more than anyone else has, and a lot better than some at ff.net. I look forward to reading this story when you release the next chapter.
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) Rhox 2006-11-23 03:08:14 AM

    Very good story thus far!!!! I wouldn't mind hearing more. Keep up the good work.
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) ktp034 2007-03-14 05:55:22 PM

    When's part 22 due out?
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) uberwald 2007-03-27 07:27:14 PM

    awesome. one of the best fics I've ever read, in any category. I laughed so hard when Harry had to go take a cold shower that I dropped my laptop :)
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) Anonymus31 2007-09-12 07:41:18 PM

    loved it. so, uhh, when are you gonna update it?
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) Anonymus31 2007-09-12 07:49:10 PM

    loved it. so, uhh, when are you gonna update it?
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) Booty 2007-11-26 06:19:50 PM

    OMG!! Ron let the pensive out// but there is always the chance someone just snuck a peak and then shared. But if ron did he needs to die... Anyway great story. keep up the good work. (and just a little request... could you keep snapes private thoughts/desires private please please please)
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) shaan_im 2007-12-30 02:56:49 PM

    best story ever
  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    (#) kronos793 2008-01-04 04:46:01 AM

    Hilarious. Entertaining. Original. All of those words don't even come close to describing this story. Can't wait for the next update! Great job!

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