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Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 35 - Published: 2006/04/29 - Updated: 2008/12/26 - 278690 words - Complete

• Harry gets a helping Hand

  by cloneserpents

  Harry receives a surprise visitor, who tells him about a magical object that can be used to hunt and destroy the Horcruxes. But first, Harry needs the help of his friends in order to accomplish thi...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/04/29 - Updated: 2006/04/29 - 4782 words - Complete

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• Blackmail and Disgusting Visuals

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione try to make their way to Hogwarts.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/11 - Updated: 2006/05/11 - 6113 words - Complete

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• Budding Skills

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione spend time studying... and they happen to read a book or two as well

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/14 - Updated: 2006/05/14 - 7352 words - Complete

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• Screamming Blessings

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione head to the Burrow for the Wedding.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/17 - Updated: 2006/05/17 - 7602 words - Complete

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• Hermione's Cup(s)

  by cloneserpents

  Things get revealed at the reception... along with Harry and Hermione's relationship.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/21 - Updated: 2006/05/21 - 7596 words - Complete

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• Remember These?

  by cloneserpents

  The Scavenger Hunt... err... the search for the Horcruxes begins! In order to locate the Horcruxes, Harry and Hermione use their inner-eye, that and Hermione gets something in her eye.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/25 - Updated: 2006/05/25 - 7080 words - Complete

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• Brainy birds are naughty!

  by cloneserpents

  Brainy birds are naughty!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/05/28 - Updated: 2006/05/28 - 9081 words - Complete

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• Harry goes on the ride of his life!

  by cloneserpents

  Harry goes on the ride of his life!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006/06/03 - Updated: 2006/06/03 - 7546 words - Complete

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• Meow!

  by cloneserpents

  Hermione proves that Crookshanks isn't the only one with claws!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/06/17 - Updated: 2006/06/17 - 8447 words - Complete

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• House-Elf Spanking Inferno

  by cloneserpents

  Things get revealed in the bathroom... well more revealed than they already are that is.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/06/29 - Updated: 2006/06/29 - 6977 words - Complete

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• Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet

  by cloneserpents

  We're hunting howcwuxes

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Mrs. Black, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/07/23 - Updated: 2006/07/23 - 10237 words - Complete

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• Typical First Date Jitters

  by cloneserpents

  Harry receives some letters. And Ron goes on a date. Taking his recent luck with witches into consideration, what will go horribly wrong with the date?

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/07/29 - Updated: 2006/07/29 - 9603 words - Complete

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• Hooters Galore!

  by cloneserpents

  Luna lends her hand to the Hunt!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/08/11 - Updated: 2006/08/11 - 6100 words - Complete

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• Places a bra... err... abroad.

  by cloneserpents

  Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna go on a shopping trip, and then Harry and Hermione perform the han... the ritual once more.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/08/25 - Updated: 2006/08/25 - 7183 words - Complete

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• Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer!

  by cloneserpents

  The gang goes to Ginny's birthday party where Harry and Hermione get their revenge on the twins!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Colin Creevey, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Molly Weasley, Neville, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/09/06 - Updated: 2006/09/06 - 8875 words - Complete

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• "... on a very special episode of..."

  by cloneserpents

  Prepare to shout "IT'S ABOUT TIME!" or "IT TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH!"

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/09/24 - Updated: 2006/09/24 - 8868 words - Complete

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• It's Not Easy Being Green

  by cloneserpents

  It's amazing what one can stuff in a broom cupboard.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/11/08 - Updated: 2006/11/08 - 7765 words - Complete

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• Pass the Salt and the Awkwardness, Please.

  by cloneserpents

  "Doctor, Doctor, give me the news..."

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006/11/19 - Updated: 2006/11/19 - 8019 words - Complete

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• It's So Very Hard Being Sorry

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione fight while Ron gets the point.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/11/29 - Updated: 2006/11/29 - 6289 words - Complete

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• Train Rides and Mad Monkeys

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione face off against the Death Eater Threat and then face off against their dry spell.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/02/04 - Updated: 2007/02/04 - 4262 words - Complete

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• School work and oral exams

  by cloneserpents

  Term starts and Harry's workload bogs him down. Thankfully a friend gives him an idea on how to relieve his stress.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/02/16 - Updated: 2007/02/16 - 7814 words - Complete

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• Pretzel Lovin'

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione attempt their first original ritual.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/04/17 - Updated: 2007/04/17 - 8256 words - Complete

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• What's a Tree?

  by cloneserpents

  The ultimate male fantasy gets a booster shot from one of Harry's classmates and Another Horcrux Hunt!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/04/30 - Updated: 2007/04/30 - 7758 words - Complete

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• Grime and Punishment

  by cloneserpents

  Snape reveals the truth that everybody already knew.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/11/14 - Updated: 2007/11/14 - 7217 words - Complete

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• Dim-witted Theories and Troubles Abound

  by cloneserpents

  The Talk of the Castle.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007/11/26 - Updated: 2007/11/26 - 9835 words - Complete

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• Did Someone Mention Plural?

  by cloneserpents

  Tempers flare and a shocking revelation or two... perhaps three.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007/12/13 - Updated: 2007/12/13 - 6245 words - Complete

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• 2, 3, 4, give me more.

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione make up for lost time.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/01/02 - Updated: 2008/01/02 - 9059 words - Complete

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• Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches

  by cloneserpents

  Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches... and pains in the arse.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/01/12 - Updated: 2008/01/12 - 10817 words - Complete

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• Showtime at Hogwarts!

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione return to the castle.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/01/21 - Updated: 2008/01/21 - 7169 words - Complete

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• Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names

  by cloneserpents

  Draco makes his move!!!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008/02/22 - Updated: 2008/02/22 - 10897 words - Complete

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• Tootsies and Booksies

  by cloneserpents

  Harry and Hermione’s book gets printed and an old threat returns to loom over our hero’s head.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [V] [Y] - Published: 2008/04/01 - Updated: 2008/04/01 - 8795 words - Complete

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• Book Signings and Doe Signs

  by cloneserpents

  The book goes on sale under a cloud of protest and Harry follows the doe.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Horror - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008/06/08 - Updated: 2008/06/08 - 10477 words - Complete

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• Spelunking in Dark, Dirty Places.

  by cloneserpents

  The gang discovers the location of the missing Horcrux.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/08/05 - Updated: 2008/08/05 - 11191 words - Complete

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• And the Walls Come Crumbling Down

  by cloneserpents

  It’s time for Harry to face his destiny!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Professor McGonagall,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008/12/11 - Updated: 2008/12/11 - 10589 words - Complete

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• Nineteen years Lat—err... I mean Fifteen...

  by cloneserpents

  Look everybody! It’s an epilogue!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/12/26 - Updated: 2008/12/26 - 2796 words - Complete

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