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Mission 007
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Mission 007: Handcuffs
"What?" Reno looked as if he saw a ghost, except that would have been much less scary than what he heard on the phone. "No, wait, don't give me the details, I don't want to hear it!" He clicked his PHS shut and returned to his previous task of sleeping on his desk and ignoring the paper work.
The silence that had taken over the Turks office at Shinra HQ was once again broken when Elena curiously asked. "What happened?" Rude had been out on that last mission for a long time, and it wasn't like him to take so long with how simple the missions have been lately. As far as she knew, Rude's mission was to help Cloud deliver some packages. Thanks to Reeve, Strife Delivery Service was doing well, but Cloud could only do so much on his own.
"You don't want to know," Reno shuddered.
Meanwhile at the Seventh Heaven, in Tifa's bedroom to be specific, Cloud sighed and closed his PHS, "I think he got the wrong idea."
"..." Rude didn't know what to say. The way Cloud had worded it, did give the wrong impression, and sometimes Reno jumped to conclusions. But the truth of the matter was that they were handcuffed together and the third cuff of the triple handcuffs was attached to the bed. Unless they broke the bed, broke the handcuffs or carried the bed with them, which would be too noisy; they were trapped since there was no means to pick the lock of the handcuffs anywhere within reach, as the key sat tauntingly in the other side of the room.
"How did we get into this mess?" Cloud Strife was not having a good day. The events that let to his current predicament replayed in his mind.
Cloud requested some help delivering packages and during most of the day, Cloud and Rude had gone their separate ways. They met up at the Seventh Heaven after their respective deliveries were completed as planned.
When Rude arrived, Cloud had been upstairs, delivering the last package, one that he had to pick up from Yuffie to give to Tifa. Tifa had asked him to leave the package in her room and Rude went up to find him.
Against his better judgment, Cloud succumbed to his curiosity and opened Tifa's package. It was a yaoi threesome manga, and the cover alone was enough to spook poor Cloud.
The delivery boy heard footsteps approaching, and in his frightened state, he couldn't tell they belonged to Rude and not Tifa. He tried to wrap the package again, his wrist getting caught on an item that came with the manga. Cloud looked in horror at the triple handcuffs like the ones in the manga cover. "Get it off!" He uselessly tried to shake the handcuffs off.
Rude caught Cloud's hand on time before the delivery boy's flailing hand hit him on the face, but with a click the Turk's fate was sealed along with Cloud's.
"The key!" In his panic, Cloud slipped and knocked the box off the bed, sending the key flying to the other side of the room. He moved too suddenly, pulling Rude along with him, and they fell on top of each other, the third cuff getting caught on the bed post.
Cloud didn't want Tifa to find out he opened her package, which meant that breaking the handcuffs was not an option. They were unable to pick the lock as they were, but maybe with the proper equipment it could be done. Hence why Cloud had called Reno and told him that "Rude and I are handcuffed to Tifa's bed together."
To which Reno had replied with a surprised, "what?"
Cloud tried to explain, "Tifa is down stairs right now and we-"
"No, wait, don't give me the details, I don't want to hear it!" And Reno hung up, which brings us back to the present time with Cloud and Rude handcuffed to Tifa's bed together.
"Cloud, Rude?" Tifa went up the stairs, receiving no reply. Cloud and Rude had been up there for a long time.
Cloud desperately tried slip the handcuffs off to no avail, while Rude remained cool, calm and collected, looking completely serious despite the situation.
Tifa entered the room and gasped. She had been exchanging yaoi manga and collector's items designed after items from the manga with Yuffie. They had a secret collection that no one was supposed to know about, but the secret was out. However, that was not Tifa's biggest worry at that moment, "what were you two doing?"
End of Mission 007
Requested by CrAze. Disclaimer, I don't own Final Fantasy VII.
As a random note of shameless self promotion, don't forget to visit my Reno shrine every now and then, I update it often. It has information, graphics and over 3,500 pixels I made myself. Obsess much?
http://home.sailormoon.com/ficbunny/reno/index.html
Mission 007: Handcuffs
"What?" Reno looked as if he saw a ghost, except that would have been much less scary than what he heard on the phone. "No, wait, don't give me the details, I don't want to hear it!" He clicked his PHS shut and returned to his previous task of sleeping on his desk and ignoring the paper work.
The silence that had taken over the Turks office at Shinra HQ was once again broken when Elena curiously asked. "What happened?" Rude had been out on that last mission for a long time, and it wasn't like him to take so long with how simple the missions have been lately. As far as she knew, Rude's mission was to help Cloud deliver some packages. Thanks to Reeve, Strife Delivery Service was doing well, but Cloud could only do so much on his own.
"You don't want to know," Reno shuddered.
Meanwhile at the Seventh Heaven, in Tifa's bedroom to be specific, Cloud sighed and closed his PHS, "I think he got the wrong idea."
"..." Rude didn't know what to say. The way Cloud had worded it, did give the wrong impression, and sometimes Reno jumped to conclusions. But the truth of the matter was that they were handcuffed together and the third cuff of the triple handcuffs was attached to the bed. Unless they broke the bed, broke the handcuffs or carried the bed with them, which would be too noisy; they were trapped since there was no means to pick the lock of the handcuffs anywhere within reach, as the key sat tauntingly in the other side of the room.
"How did we get into this mess?" Cloud Strife was not having a good day. The events that let to his current predicament replayed in his mind.
Cloud requested some help delivering packages and during most of the day, Cloud and Rude had gone their separate ways. They met up at the Seventh Heaven after their respective deliveries were completed as planned.
When Rude arrived, Cloud had been upstairs, delivering the last package, one that he had to pick up from Yuffie to give to Tifa. Tifa had asked him to leave the package in her room and Rude went up to find him.
Against his better judgment, Cloud succumbed to his curiosity and opened Tifa's package. It was a yaoi threesome manga, and the cover alone was enough to spook poor Cloud.
The delivery boy heard footsteps approaching, and in his frightened state, he couldn't tell they belonged to Rude and not Tifa. He tried to wrap the package again, his wrist getting caught on an item that came with the manga. Cloud looked in horror at the triple handcuffs like the ones in the manga cover. "Get it off!" He uselessly tried to shake the handcuffs off.
Rude caught Cloud's hand on time before the delivery boy's flailing hand hit him on the face, but with a click the Turk's fate was sealed along with Cloud's.
"The key!" In his panic, Cloud slipped and knocked the box off the bed, sending the key flying to the other side of the room. He moved too suddenly, pulling Rude along with him, and they fell on top of each other, the third cuff getting caught on the bed post.
Cloud didn't want Tifa to find out he opened her package, which meant that breaking the handcuffs was not an option. They were unable to pick the lock as they were, but maybe with the proper equipment it could be done. Hence why Cloud had called Reno and told him that "Rude and I are handcuffed to Tifa's bed together."
To which Reno had replied with a surprised, "what?"
Cloud tried to explain, "Tifa is down stairs right now and we-"
"No, wait, don't give me the details, I don't want to hear it!" And Reno hung up, which brings us back to the present time with Cloud and Rude handcuffed to Tifa's bed together.
"Cloud, Rude?" Tifa went up the stairs, receiving no reply. Cloud and Rude had been up there for a long time.
Cloud desperately tried slip the handcuffs off to no avail, while Rude remained cool, calm and collected, looking completely serious despite the situation.
Tifa entered the room and gasped. She had been exchanging yaoi manga and collector's items designed after items from the manga with Yuffie. They had a secret collection that no one was supposed to know about, but the secret was out. However, that was not Tifa's biggest worry at that moment, "what were you two doing?"
End of Mission 007
Requested by CrAze. Disclaimer, I don't own Final Fantasy VII.
As a random note of shameless self promotion, don't forget to visit my Reno shrine every now and then, I update it often. It has information, graphics and over 3,500 pixels I made myself. Obsess much?
http://home.sailormoon.com/ficbunny/reno/index.html
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