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I'm Feeling Young And Reckless
0 ReviewsJack Barakat story. "June stays for band practice playing tha Daring Game with Jack hehe"
“Jack,hold on,you ass.I wanna be a secret super ninja extreme too!” I whined,as he stopped to take a breath.We were loose freshmen today.
I had known Jack since Pre-K.Our moms were used to each other.
Especially since we slept at each other's casas.
Today we headed to Jack's casa for band practice.His band was named All Time Low.
I was friends with the band too.Alex,Zack,and Rian.My other besties hehe.
We walked to Jack’s and waited at the garage.On a lovely ripped couch.Full of Duct tape.He’s called Larry.We sat.In silence.
“Hey,Junes,guess what?” he asked me.
“What Flap-Jack?” I answered,using our kindergarden nicknames.
“I gots….DUN DUN DUN!!!!! An idea!” he yelled.
“That’s something you don’t get to see everyday hahahahaha,"I said as he pulled a pout."Aww you know im kidding,Flap-Jack.What your idea,hun?"
“Dare me to do something.And I dare you back!”
“What for?”
“To kill time and energy”
“Uhm okay.Sure,why not?”
“YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"he yelled."Otay then,” he said in a childish voice,”I dare you to lick Larry!Hahaha!"
“I don’t wanna RAPE Larry,he’s so sexy.I wouldnt be able to control myself” I laughed.
“Oh!Whatever!You know Im WAY sexier than Larry!” he yelled with a half serious face on.
“Caught me” I whispered into his ear,kissing his cheek quickly,and walking inside to get a bottle of water.
“Yeah I did” he whispered into my ear as he snaked his arms around my waist.While I got 2 bottles of water.They would be needed.
“ANAL RAPEAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.
There was a moment of silence.
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...“HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!”
Jack’s mom wasn’t home,but she was used to this.
“Hey Flap-Jack”
“What?”
“I dare you to GIVE ME A BONER!Hahahaha” I laughed.
“Damn! Later! Haha.Well, Miss June-a-saurus, I dare you to-“ He was cut off by the loud slamming of the door being opened,and the yells of “NO!Your Mom!Ha!”.