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Ch. 2: The Randomness Continues!
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Helping Friends
Geetard: "maybe you do have bulimia. who knows? it could just be stress. you haven't been purging have you?"
mal-mal: "what the fuck is that?"
Geetard: "have you been vomiting? purging is some new age medical language or just some retarded new age teen language." (and yes people i am a teen..but honestly..some of this "new age" language is kinda fucking stupid. i'd rather be an uncool loser, then a popular brain-dead retard...just saying.)
mal-mal: "oh yea frequently"
mal-mal: "besides i have to do it now"
Geetard: "twitches do you force yourself to vomit?"
mal-mal: "nope"
mal-mal: "i threw up like the crazy yesterday"
Geetard: "well, thats better then nothing.
i was gonna take a bus to your house, just to smack you if you were forcing yourself to barf."
mal-mal: " laughs nope!"
mal-mal: "i dont do that"
Geetard: "again, good. that'll kill your vocal cords and throat so much that you'll sound like a guy."
mal-mal: "oh my freaking god.. thank you for telling me that"
Geetard: "shrugs no prob, sugar. if having to scare the shit outta you with all the gorey consequences to stop you from even thinking about it, then i'll just have to do that."
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Fwankie: "imma cry now.."
Geetard: "sleep well, weep well, my friend."
Geetard: "it takes a special kind of animal to do something so vicious and not feel any remorse...does that make me that special kind of animal, karina?"
Fwankie: "oooo!! demolition lovers!"
Geetard: "yup. all we are is bullets, babe."
(okay this convo isn't meant to be insulting or mean or anything! well...it was suppose to be insulting to me and karina but not Gerard or Frankie. we are both supportive to gerard for not drinking anymore and frankie for not doing pot anymore. anyways, i had a minor drinking probelm myself, so fwankie (karina) uses that as insults sometimes. so please, don't take it as offensive! it's not meant for Gee or Frankie, it's meant for us (me and karina). and also we are both big MCR fans, so we wouldn't do something like that to them.)
Fwankie: "you alchoholic Gee-fuck!"
Geetard: "HEY! I QUIT! AT LEAST I WASN'T A POTHEAD!"
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Geetard: "PIGGY! lets go dissapoint the world one person at a time! it's fun! trust me..i do it all the time!! grins"
Fwankie: "alright!"
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(okay, so me and my little crew like to make up random little stories or little skits up, just to pass time and laugh like maniacs, any questions, just ask in a review or something. and P.S. i support gerard and lyn-z' marriage, even if i never really liked lyn-z, not really a fan, but i'm happy for them. ^___^)
Fwankie: " (faints)"
Geetard: " Frankie fainted!.....whispers..steal her wallet.
Fwankie: " NO slaps hand away"
Geetard: "aww...looks at gerard..we'll have to find another way to get coffee money.."
Fwankie: "you cheap italians."
Geetard: "SHUT UP! at least we gots pride!"
Fwankie: "but you still have no money!"
Geetard: "NEH! you ass! we got money...just not alot."
Fwankie: "....you still don't have money..."
Geetard: ".......whispers to gerard..it's decided..we sell frank."
Fwankie: "NO! frankie is mine! hugs frank"
Geetard: "awwww....her and gerard crawl into their emo corners and be angsty. "
Fwankie: " her and frank giggle oh guys..we have news...we're moving to germany."
Geetard: "my daddy says screw you. he'll move into a hotel."
Fwankie: "my daddy says fuck you. at least i got a cool mommy"
Geetard: "my mommy sucks! gerard glares at me i mean..shes a lovely woman twitches and backs away from gerard while glaring at him traitor...kiss-ass...pansy..
Fwankie: " laughs"
Geetard: "..would gerard smack a kid upside the head?"
Fwankie: "um...i don't think so. why?"
Geetard: "cause he's giving me a very mean look...i think i should run.."
Fwankie: "i think you should!"
Geetard: "probably. he's gonna whack me!"
Fwankie: "run!"
Geetard: "he's just cranky cause he can't find his jeans...i never knew ebay was that good..."
Fwankie: " laughs and smirks oh gerard. you looking for pants?"
Geetard: "NO! DON'T TELL HIM I DID IT! TELL HIM MIKEY DID IT OR THE MAGICAL FUCKEN' UNICORN! BUT NOT ME!"
Fwankie: "gerard, lyn-z sold your pants for $500 dollars on ebay. it was amazing."
Geetard: "hehehehe...thanko, Iero! maybe now i'll get a new mommy..."
Fwankie: "sorry, man. but you know he'll forgive her."
Geetard: "damn it...sighs...you wanna buy lyn-z?"
Fwankie: "hell no. i'm happy with my mommy."
Geetard: "you don't have to keep her! you can just sell her again..."
Fwankie: "no thanko."
Geetard: "aww..."
Fwankie: "anyways, where are you?"
Geetard: " i ran away, remember? i'm sitting outside on the grass. waving at him, while he glares from the window."
Fwankie: "come over to aunt alicia and uncle mikey's house."
Geetard: "thats where i'm going....once gerard stops giving me that look.."
Fwankie: "just come on! i'm over there already!"
Geetard: "but he looks like he's gonna eat me...fuck this! my ass is cold. i'll be there in a sec."
Fwankie: "alright."
Geetard: "he's opening the door...oh god! he's gonna get me! i'm running now!"
Fwankie: "run, Way, run! the doors open!"
Geetard: " bursts through entrance and drops to her knees and hugs alicia oh god! hide me!"
Fwankie: "hurry! hide in the closet! i see him! he's getting closer to the house! hurry!"
Geetard: "OH MY GOD! I DON'T WANNA GO HOME! flings herself into the closet and hides behind a jacket "
Fwankie: " oh hey gerard. nope, tina isn't here. i don't know where she is. alright. no prob. i'll call if i see her. closes door and looks at the closet your safe."
Geetard: " WHOO!! I DON'T HAVE TO GET EATEN!"
Fwankie: " laughs and looks the other 2 people alicia, mikey, you guys rock."
Geetard: "yeah! you guys are like gods to me, right now."
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mal-mal: "so whats next in ur life?"
Geetard: "who the hell knows?
i'm just gonna take it in as it goes along! then if it goes down the path i don't want,
believe me, i'm not gonna stand there and watch it happen."
mal-mal: "oh ok thats good have u recently talk to trixie?"
Geetard: "kinda. i kinda told her to screw off at first.
i wasn't in the mood to talk to her or anybody that day. then i talked a little about random shit."
mal-mal: "laughs oh so that means ur kwl with her?"
Geetard: "kinda. not like huggy shit, i don't like people hugging me
that are toooooo perky. they piss me off, y'know? and it was wayyyyy to early for perky hugs!"
mal-mal: "yea laughs am i perky?"
Geetard: "nah. your kinda bouncy. but not perky. perky is her."
mal-mal: "laughs"
mal-mal: "yea i am bouncy i mean i cant stand still it drives me crazy!"
Geetard: "yup."
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mal-mal: "laughs man im so bored we have to hang out before school starts!"
Geetard: "i know. i have a coffee thingy with araceli sometime this week
....damn....i feel like i'm so fucking busy lately...
i should just like turn off my computer, my cell phone, lock my doors,
my home phone disconnected, then just have the day to myself and myself alone, y'know?
like "fuck everyone! this is my day off, fuckers!" then just up and leave one day...
i really should do that..."
mal-mal: "yea i think yo u should"
Geetard: "but hey...this is the story of my life, y'know?
just gotta keep going to the end! then i'm going out with a bang!"
mal-mal: "laughs wow!"
Geetard: "shot through the heart. and your to blame. darling, you give love a bad name!"
Geetard: "but i don't think i'd wanna get shot through the heart
....maybe the temple...but not the heart....WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT!?
laughs like mad i don't have a heart!"
mal-mal: "hahahahha oh my god.. TINA HAS GONE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Geetard: "oh! oh! oh! baby! i've been mad ever since i could remember! laughs"
mal-mal: "laughs"
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Geetard: "i want....coffee!!"
mal-mal: "you addict..."
mal-mal: "i think ima go insane..."
mal-mal: "i need my donut"
Geetard: "i am already insane...so there is no point about worrying about myself."
mal-mal: "wow u really are a girl who doesnt give a fuck about anything..."
Geetard: "exactly! there is no point in caring anymore!"
mal-mal: "well thats your opinion i dont see what you see so their is
no telling if your right or wrong but im not going to judge you in what you beleive cause
im not like that so i say ok"
Geetard: "you don't have to agree with me!
never said you have to! i've been through some really fucked up shit,
so of course i'd see some things differently!"
mal-mal: "oh my fucking god !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i aint say that i said i wasnt going to agree with you
i dont care thats your opinion!"
Geetard: "i wasn't mad dude, if thats what you thought.
laughs i don't know why people freak when they think i'm mad at them......i was just saying."
mal-mal: "oh ok but ir eally did think u where mad"
Geetard: "i'm rarely ever mad."
Geetard: "because i rarely ever give a shit."
mal-mal: "laughs"
mal-mal: "yea thats true"
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hello loves,
yes the randomness does continue! if you don't like it then stop reading! grins love ya, sugar! so long and goodnight! Stay Gold.
-C. Von B. (Geetard aka Bloody Misfit)
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Helping Friends
Geetard: "maybe you do have bulimia. who knows? it could just be stress. you haven't been purging have you?"
mal-mal: "what the fuck is that?"
Geetard: "have you been vomiting? purging is some new age medical language or just some retarded new age teen language." (and yes people i am a teen..but honestly..some of this "new age" language is kinda fucking stupid. i'd rather be an uncool loser, then a popular brain-dead retard...just saying.)
mal-mal: "oh yea frequently"
mal-mal: "besides i have to do it now"
Geetard: "twitches do you force yourself to vomit?"
mal-mal: "nope"
mal-mal: "i threw up like the crazy yesterday"
Geetard: "well, thats better then nothing.
i was gonna take a bus to your house, just to smack you if you were forcing yourself to barf."
mal-mal: " laughs nope!"
mal-mal: "i dont do that"
Geetard: "again, good. that'll kill your vocal cords and throat so much that you'll sound like a guy."
mal-mal: "oh my freaking god.. thank you for telling me that"
Geetard: "shrugs no prob, sugar. if having to scare the shit outta you with all the gorey consequences to stop you from even thinking about it, then i'll just have to do that."
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Fwankie: "imma cry now.."
Geetard: "sleep well, weep well, my friend."
Geetard: "it takes a special kind of animal to do something so vicious and not feel any remorse...does that make me that special kind of animal, karina?"
Fwankie: "oooo!! demolition lovers!"
Geetard: "yup. all we are is bullets, babe."
(okay this convo isn't meant to be insulting or mean or anything! well...it was suppose to be insulting to me and karina but not Gerard or Frankie. we are both supportive to gerard for not drinking anymore and frankie for not doing pot anymore. anyways, i had a minor drinking probelm myself, so fwankie (karina) uses that as insults sometimes. so please, don't take it as offensive! it's not meant for Gee or Frankie, it's meant for us (me and karina). and also we are both big MCR fans, so we wouldn't do something like that to them.)
Fwankie: "you alchoholic Gee-fuck!"
Geetard: "HEY! I QUIT! AT LEAST I WASN'T A POTHEAD!"
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Geetard: "PIGGY! lets go dissapoint the world one person at a time! it's fun! trust me..i do it all the time!! grins"
Fwankie: "alright!"
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(okay, so me and my little crew like to make up random little stories or little skits up, just to pass time and laugh like maniacs, any questions, just ask in a review or something. and P.S. i support gerard and lyn-z' marriage, even if i never really liked lyn-z, not really a fan, but i'm happy for them. ^___^)
Fwankie: " (faints)"
Geetard: " Frankie fainted!.....whispers..steal her wallet.
Fwankie: " NO slaps hand away"
Geetard: "aww...looks at gerard..we'll have to find another way to get coffee money.."
Fwankie: "you cheap italians."
Geetard: "SHUT UP! at least we gots pride!"
Fwankie: "but you still have no money!"
Geetard: "NEH! you ass! we got money...just not alot."
Fwankie: "....you still don't have money..."
Geetard: ".......whispers to gerard..it's decided..we sell frank."
Fwankie: "NO! frankie is mine! hugs frank"
Geetard: "awwww....her and gerard crawl into their emo corners and be angsty. "
Fwankie: " her and frank giggle oh guys..we have news...we're moving to germany."
Geetard: "my daddy says screw you. he'll move into a hotel."
Fwankie: "my daddy says fuck you. at least i got a cool mommy"
Geetard: "my mommy sucks! gerard glares at me i mean..shes a lovely woman twitches and backs away from gerard while glaring at him traitor...kiss-ass...pansy..
Fwankie: " laughs"
Geetard: "..would gerard smack a kid upside the head?"
Fwankie: "um...i don't think so. why?"
Geetard: "cause he's giving me a very mean look...i think i should run.."
Fwankie: "i think you should!"
Geetard: "probably. he's gonna whack me!"
Fwankie: "run!"
Geetard: "he's just cranky cause he can't find his jeans...i never knew ebay was that good..."
Fwankie: " laughs and smirks oh gerard. you looking for pants?"
Geetard: "NO! DON'T TELL HIM I DID IT! TELL HIM MIKEY DID IT OR THE MAGICAL FUCKEN' UNICORN! BUT NOT ME!"
Fwankie: "gerard, lyn-z sold your pants for $500 dollars on ebay. it was amazing."
Geetard: "hehehehe...thanko, Iero! maybe now i'll get a new mommy..."
Fwankie: "sorry, man. but you know he'll forgive her."
Geetard: "damn it...sighs...you wanna buy lyn-z?"
Fwankie: "hell no. i'm happy with my mommy."
Geetard: "you don't have to keep her! you can just sell her again..."
Fwankie: "no thanko."
Geetard: "aww..."
Fwankie: "anyways, where are you?"
Geetard: " i ran away, remember? i'm sitting outside on the grass. waving at him, while he glares from the window."
Fwankie: "come over to aunt alicia and uncle mikey's house."
Geetard: "thats where i'm going....once gerard stops giving me that look.."
Fwankie: "just come on! i'm over there already!"
Geetard: "but he looks like he's gonna eat me...fuck this! my ass is cold. i'll be there in a sec."
Fwankie: "alright."
Geetard: "he's opening the door...oh god! he's gonna get me! i'm running now!"
Fwankie: "run, Way, run! the doors open!"
Geetard: " bursts through entrance and drops to her knees and hugs alicia oh god! hide me!"
Fwankie: "hurry! hide in the closet! i see him! he's getting closer to the house! hurry!"
Geetard: "OH MY GOD! I DON'T WANNA GO HOME! flings herself into the closet and hides behind a jacket "
Fwankie: " oh hey gerard. nope, tina isn't here. i don't know where she is. alright. no prob. i'll call if i see her. closes door and looks at the closet your safe."
Geetard: " WHOO!! I DON'T HAVE TO GET EATEN!"
Fwankie: " laughs and looks the other 2 people alicia, mikey, you guys rock."
Geetard: "yeah! you guys are like gods to me, right now."
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mal-mal: "so whats next in ur life?"
Geetard: "who the hell knows?
i'm just gonna take it in as it goes along! then if it goes down the path i don't want,
believe me, i'm not gonna stand there and watch it happen."
mal-mal: "oh ok thats good have u recently talk to trixie?"
Geetard: "kinda. i kinda told her to screw off at first.
i wasn't in the mood to talk to her or anybody that day. then i talked a little about random shit."
mal-mal: "laughs oh so that means ur kwl with her?"
Geetard: "kinda. not like huggy shit, i don't like people hugging me
that are toooooo perky. they piss me off, y'know? and it was wayyyyy to early for perky hugs!"
mal-mal: "yea laughs am i perky?"
Geetard: "nah. your kinda bouncy. but not perky. perky is her."
mal-mal: "laughs"
mal-mal: "yea i am bouncy i mean i cant stand still it drives me crazy!"
Geetard: "yup."
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mal-mal: "laughs man im so bored we have to hang out before school starts!"
Geetard: "i know. i have a coffee thingy with araceli sometime this week
....damn....i feel like i'm so fucking busy lately...
i should just like turn off my computer, my cell phone, lock my doors,
my home phone disconnected, then just have the day to myself and myself alone, y'know?
like "fuck everyone! this is my day off, fuckers!" then just up and leave one day...
i really should do that..."
mal-mal: "yea i think yo u should"
Geetard: "but hey...this is the story of my life, y'know?
just gotta keep going to the end! then i'm going out with a bang!"
mal-mal: "laughs wow!"
Geetard: "shot through the heart. and your to blame. darling, you give love a bad name!"
Geetard: "but i don't think i'd wanna get shot through the heart
....maybe the temple...but not the heart....WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT!?
laughs like mad i don't have a heart!"
mal-mal: "hahahahha oh my god.. TINA HAS GONE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Geetard: "oh! oh! oh! baby! i've been mad ever since i could remember! laughs"
mal-mal: "laughs"
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Geetard: "i want....coffee!!"
mal-mal: "you addict..."
mal-mal: "i think ima go insane..."
mal-mal: "i need my donut"
Geetard: "i am already insane...so there is no point about worrying about myself."
mal-mal: "wow u really are a girl who doesnt give a fuck about anything..."
Geetard: "exactly! there is no point in caring anymore!"
mal-mal: "well thats your opinion i dont see what you see so their is
no telling if your right or wrong but im not going to judge you in what you beleive cause
im not like that so i say ok"
Geetard: "you don't have to agree with me!
never said you have to! i've been through some really fucked up shit,
so of course i'd see some things differently!"
mal-mal: "oh my fucking god !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i aint say that i said i wasnt going to agree with you
i dont care thats your opinion!"
Geetard: "i wasn't mad dude, if thats what you thought.
laughs i don't know why people freak when they think i'm mad at them......i was just saying."
mal-mal: "oh ok but ir eally did think u where mad"
Geetard: "i'm rarely ever mad."
Geetard: "because i rarely ever give a shit."
mal-mal: "laughs"
mal-mal: "yea thats true"
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hello loves,
yes the randomness does continue! if you don't like it then stop reading! grins love ya, sugar! so long and goodnight! Stay Gold.
-C. Von B. (Geetard aka Bloody Misfit)
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