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She's a Goddess
0 ReviewsThe secret of the Harvest Goddess.
She's a Goddess
When my cousin told me that his bride to be was a goddess, I thought he was just very much in love. When he led me to a little lake with a pretty waterfall to meet her and there was no one there, I thought she was just late. Then he picked some flowers and threw them in the lake, and there was a flash of light that made me close my eyes.
When I looked there was a woman there, apparently floating above the water. She said something about liking the offering and my cousin introduced me but somehow she already knew my name and then after she faded away he sighted happily. "I told you she was a goddess..."
"Well she was certainly pretty and a great actress, she's really got those special effects working. It's not wonder she won that goddess pageant, congratulations!"
But he thought I was joking, then shook his head when he realized I wasn't. "No, no, those are not special effects she's a real goddess, the Harvest Goddess!"
I laughed, "right!" Then I grabbed some random flowers and threw them in the pond. She appeared again, looking a little nervous. "While we're blinded by the flash of light, she comes out of the waterfall and jumps on a small platform in the middle of the little pond so it only looks like she's floating. The rest of the time she keeps the platform hidden, there's a mechanism under the pond. Her headquarters is behind the waterfall, but no one dares go in fearing some divine punishment."
He twitches and so does she. "No, no, she's a goddess; I'm telling you she's real."
"My dear, why don't you let me speak to your cousin alone, just us girl, alright?" The so called goddess smiles nervously.
"Okay, if you say so," my cousin replied unsure and finally leaves.
"Listen girl, I don't know who you are but don't mess up my goddess thing here." She disappears behind the waterfall and returns with a big bag of money. "For your silence."
Well sure, why not? I can't expect people who lack an internet connection to be very smart, let her take advantage of the idiots who know nothing of exploiting this ridiculously rich land. I'll have mercy on my cousin, he'll be happy thinking a goddess has married him. "Hey goddess, what happens when you get too old to play the part?"
"Technically by getting married I'm giving up goddesshood to live among the mortals, but they'll still worship me anyway."
"Oh... nice... I heard there are diamonds around here..."
"Fine, fine..."
And so I saw the wedding and went home with a big bag of cash and diamonds far bigger than any that could be bought in the city, all thanks to my new sister in law.
End
Disclaimer, I do not own Harvest Moon: Friends of mineral Town.
When my cousin told me that his bride to be was a goddess, I thought he was just very much in love. When he led me to a little lake with a pretty waterfall to meet her and there was no one there, I thought she was just late. Then he picked some flowers and threw them in the lake, and there was a flash of light that made me close my eyes.
When I looked there was a woman there, apparently floating above the water. She said something about liking the offering and my cousin introduced me but somehow she already knew my name and then after she faded away he sighted happily. "I told you she was a goddess..."
"Well she was certainly pretty and a great actress, she's really got those special effects working. It's not wonder she won that goddess pageant, congratulations!"
But he thought I was joking, then shook his head when he realized I wasn't. "No, no, those are not special effects she's a real goddess, the Harvest Goddess!"
I laughed, "right!" Then I grabbed some random flowers and threw them in the pond. She appeared again, looking a little nervous. "While we're blinded by the flash of light, she comes out of the waterfall and jumps on a small platform in the middle of the little pond so it only looks like she's floating. The rest of the time she keeps the platform hidden, there's a mechanism under the pond. Her headquarters is behind the waterfall, but no one dares go in fearing some divine punishment."
He twitches and so does she. "No, no, she's a goddess; I'm telling you she's real."
"My dear, why don't you let me speak to your cousin alone, just us girl, alright?" The so called goddess smiles nervously.
"Okay, if you say so," my cousin replied unsure and finally leaves.
"Listen girl, I don't know who you are but don't mess up my goddess thing here." She disappears behind the waterfall and returns with a big bag of money. "For your silence."
Well sure, why not? I can't expect people who lack an internet connection to be very smart, let her take advantage of the idiots who know nothing of exploiting this ridiculously rich land. I'll have mercy on my cousin, he'll be happy thinking a goddess has married him. "Hey goddess, what happens when you get too old to play the part?"
"Technically by getting married I'm giving up goddesshood to live among the mortals, but they'll still worship me anyway."
"Oh... nice... I heard there are diamonds around here..."
"Fine, fine..."
And so I saw the wedding and went home with a big bag of cash and diamonds far bigger than any that could be bought in the city, all thanks to my new sister in law.
End
Disclaimer, I do not own Harvest Moon: Friends of mineral Town.
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