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  • Kill Your Own Damn Crazies!

    by ThisbeHecate 0 Reviews

    Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/24 - Updated: 2008/11/24 - 1540 words - Complete

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  • It's ILLEGAL to yell 'FIRE' in a crowed theater?

    by ThisbeHecate 2 Reviews

    Snape has two wonderful Potter free weeks as the seventh years are taken on a class trip to America, but WHY are they back early? Not really part of the potions series, but goes along with it.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/24 - Updated: 2008/11/24 - 1139 words - Complete

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  • Foul Mouthed Invisible Disappearing Ghost

    by ThisbeHecate 4 Reviews

    If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/23 - Updated: 2008/11/23 - 1145 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Three strikes and you're out, what about four?

    by ThisbeHecate 0 Reviews

    Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/23 - Updated: 2008/11/23 - 1235 words - Complete

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  • Sir, have you ever been duct taped to a wall?

    by ThisbeHecate 0 Reviews

    Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/23 - Updated: 2008/11/23 - 1584 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Thoughts of Pudding

    by Brian64 10 Reviews

    Chaos theory; a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast.. AU starting near the end of OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. N...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2008/07/18 - Updated: 2008/11/21 - 101736 words

    5Exciting
  • Dinosaurs, Great white sharks, and heroes, Oh MY!

    by ThisbeHecate 0 Reviews

    Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008/11/21 - Updated: 2008/11/21 - 2509 words - Complete

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  • Professor, chickens make horrible hamburgers!

    by ThisbeHecate 3 Reviews

    Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/21 - Updated: 2008/11/21 - 1426 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops

    by ThisbeHecate 5 Reviews

    What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/19 - Updated: 2008/11/19 - 1323 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Well, it's raining, Sir.

    by ThisbeHecate 4 Reviews

    Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Snape - Published: 2008/11/19 - Updated: 2008/11/19 - 1441 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two

    by Rihaan 5 Reviews

    The Harmony (Harry/Hermione) version of the last book. Hermione thinks twice about her decisions and Harry realizes he is in a war, and all enemies are a target, not just Voldemort.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Ron - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008/07/31 - Updated: 2008/11/16 - 64818 words

    5Exciting
  • Bittersweet

    by wuzzybear57 0 Reviews

    Never say 'I like you' if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they're not there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley,Draco,Harry,Hermione,Molly Weasley,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2008/11/14 - Updated: 2008/11/15 - 1669 words

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  • Not So Sweet Sisxteen

    by Coolone007 0 Reviews

    Harry is so caught up in his own misery. Can he see past it to help his friends?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Tonks,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008/10/12 - Updated: 2008/11/11 - 15953 words

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  • The Boy, The Man, The Beast

    by Moonshyne 1 Reviews

    Join Remus Lupin as he journeys through life as a werewolf.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,James,Lily,Lupin,Sirius,Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008/06/28 - Updated: 2008/11/08 - 42124 words

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  • Harry Potter and the Runa Futhark

    by oh_strange_one 2 Reviews

    "One man can turn the tide of a war, Mr. Potter, but that man cannot win the war alone, no matter how powerful he may be" Snape said "If you want to win, you need your friends beside you. Friendshi...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007/01/11 - Updated: 2008/11/05 - 28309 words

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