Novocaine
- Username: Novocaine
- Website: www.fanfiction.net/u/1019874/
- Member Since: 2007-09-27
- Real name: Sarah
- Bio:Meh. So I've been here a while and I'm not too impressed, really. This is possibly the most close-minded site I've ever been on. This includes a homophobic cult site I stumbled upon a while ago. If you like one of my stories and there hasn't been an update in a while, I suggest that you go to my account at FFNet - it's linked as my webpage. Chances are that I simply haven't posted it here. Thanks!
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Ten Reasons Insanity Tastes Better
5 ReviewsWherein people don't go crazy even though they want to. Because they want to. Whatever.
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Svalg
1 ReviewsIruka misses the academy.
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Freisetzen
3 ReviewsEd has never been too old to lie to himself. AU movie.
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Your Zen Is False
This is madness and stupidity and desperation and sado-masochism in the most foolish of ways. This is not-understanding and pretending. This is falsity. She could have said no. [Femmeslash]
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These Are All Things You Don't Understand
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi is for him, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those callused hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile ag...
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Vicious Cycles Make You Laugh
5 ReviewsHe wonders if Naruto has discovered what a liar he is. He thinks about Orochimaru's new redblack eyes and wish-it-wasn't-familiar smirk and decides he probably has.
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Tilt the Glint and Wish, Doll
9 ReviewsYou see, the Saviour and You-Know-Who both died that night at Godric's Hollow. [Hermione is worth something, but all she is worth is everything that she never became. AU]
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Feathers and Gilt Are So Effective
4 ReviewsShe had thought she could simply reach out and entwine their fingers and whisper to the sun: i'm yours and you're mine, and here is my happiness. Femmeslash
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Grasp Only Your Whiskey Bottle
12 ReviewsShe is a very clever girl. Written for Saphira.
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Truth is an Empty Word, Luv
5 ReviewsThey miss each other on the way, the proverbial two ships passing in the night, and kiss the false images they hold.
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Breathing Dust and Desperation
1 ReviewsThis is a love story. [Are you listening? I would live for you, she says. Are you listening?] Femmeslash.
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Taste
[There was silence. It was a tense silence, the kind of silence that ate toes. It was a who-is-going-to-speak-first silence.] The voices in Minato's head stage a coup and Get Some. An AU Yonkaka sl...
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Clouds
2 Reviews[You fly and you fall, but sometimes you fall and don't get back up again, and sometimes you don't even want to.] HPLM
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How to Lose at Life
6 ReviewsRon remembers being naive enough to think that death is the worst thing that can happen to a person, but it is a distant, faded memory. Written for Cateagle.
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Stukkend
3 Reviews['It's really hard to tell if we win or lose. Sometimes we do both, or neither, and sometimes we just lose and never know it.'] Drug use, femmeslash.
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Manis
3 Reviews[Screaming to the dark and grasping necks with strong thighs and tearing hair with cruel hands.] Bellatrix and Alice. Femmeslash.
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Kartong
6 ReviewsOnce upon a time would be nice, but Lavender knew better than to hope for fairytales a long time ago. Her cheeks ached. Requested by Vanir.
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Keuse
5 Reviews[She closes her eyes as the camera flashes. It won't do to be crying in her wedding pictures, after all.] Hermione and Padma. Femmeslash. Gift fic for Addictive Passion.
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Cado
5 Reviews[She got strong and killed her dream because it was a lie that was going to drag her down. This is how the mighty fall.] Sakura has let go, but not really. Self-hatred/destruction.
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Moeg
0 ReviewsBecause ninja die for money and bad luck and good luck and sabotage and pride and honor and spite and the name of a village. Death is so cheap, and the Yondaime won't accept what Kakashi's offering.
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Defetiscor
3 Reviews[The man’s hoarse, ruined voice says, “I’m tired of life.”] Hermione only wishes that her perfect memory had failed her, that her brain had repressed the memories. She's too tired to hate.
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Cliché
3 ReviewsHarry comes home one day and finds a letter. [Because the truth is cliché.]
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Cinq
3 ReviewsFive things that never happen to Naruto.
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Fuaim
5 Reviews[I don't know how to be me without you.] It's barely a whisper, bitter/reluctant and torn from Harry's throat so dangerously. On the easy steps of going a bit mad. On the simple steps of going too ...
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Ogenblik
6 Reviews[So it's wrong and they know it but don't care anymore. They've been undone and resewn, and their new cotton stuffing still has burrs left in it.] Parvati and Padma and Harry. The war recreated the...
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Verskillend
4 Reviews[Harry doesn’t realize reality until he sees a redhead falling to the mud with a soundless cry, until the girl isn’t standing beside Harry anymore because her throat is sliced open and a splatt...
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Waarheid
[She would rather guzzle whiskey like water and have drunken sex against the Black tapestry with her skirt rucked up and his trousers unzipped and her knickers torn enough for easy access but not e...
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Gevaer
5 Reviews[He was angry, he was bitter, and he wanted to slaughter Voldemort, Voldemort's minions, and said minions' children - just to be thorough. Luckily, Harry had a gun.]Harry gets captured. The Death E...
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Annientamento
Bellatrix has been a tad insane her entire life - Sirius never thought to think she would go so far, though. teen Bella/Sirius
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Taceo
2 Reviews[A tiny fairy carried Luna’s wand to her, panting. It was not a peaceful sort of silence.] Companion to Muet.
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Muet
4 Reviews[When her mum finally managed to kill herself during one of her crazy, brilliant experiments, Luna did not say, “I expected it.”] Ten things Luna never said.
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Duister
3 Reviews[God, I can’t believe I just wrote that. She’s dead. She’s dead dead dead ficking dead.] Viktor gets a dark letter that leads to a dark day.
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Baik
11 Reviews[Pretty words don’t mean a thing. Keep your eyes on him.] Orochimaru twists into you so naturally. Your castle will melt. Your bridge will wilt. You. Won't. Care.
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Allodynia
0 Reviews[The boy doesn't come anymore. In the dead of the night, she lies awake, waitingwaitingwaiting.] She never sleeps. She never lives.
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Adiabatic
3 Reviews[He had smelled like blood and steel and oranges and something else she could never name.] Itachi never did say goodbye.
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Sometimes
0 Reviews[Sometimes, the past never stops mattering.]
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Grab A French Model, Of Course!
8 ReviewsHarry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...
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