Walter

  • Username: Walter
  • Member Since: 2007-05-19
  • Bio:
    My profile can be viewed on fanfiction.net/~walterodim
  • Two Jedi and One Sith

    by Walter 2 Reviews

    Anakin and Obi-Wan's battle with Count Dooku goes in the wrong direction...

    Category: Star Wars - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Anakin, Obi-Wan - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 738 words - Complete

    1Funny
  • So Weird

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    They say that love has no boundaries. Well, neither does lust!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Draco, Hagrid - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 671 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • The Last Sane Man

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Dr.Lecter reflects on the causes of his behavior.

    Category: Hannibal - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1364 words - Complete

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  • The Last Sane Man

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Dr.Lecter reflects on the causes of his behavior.

    Category: Hannibal - Rating: G - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1364 words

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  • To Severus Snape, The Loser

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    A gloating poem by James Potter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: James - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 304 words - Complete

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  • The Scourge

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Voldemort rants in verse about Harry Potter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 307 words - Complete

    1Insightful
  • Sunstroke

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    An upsurge of solar activity leads to most unexpected consequences...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Snape - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 8666 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • Sunstroke

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    An upsurge of solar activity leads to most unexpected consequences...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Snape - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 8666 words

    2Funny
  • Sleepy Hollow

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    The tragic events in Godric's Hollow as they really happened. I wrote this while feeling very drowsy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: James, Lily, Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 214 words - Complete

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  • Private Lessons

    by Walter

    In Harry's sixth year Dumbledore decides to take a greater hand in his education - and we aren't talking Horcruxes or any of that crap. Find out what those private lessons were really about...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 2229 words - Complete

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  • Old Men's Games

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    The two greatest wizards of our time meet to mark the completion of the best period of their lives.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1571 words - Complete

    -1TrainWreck
  • Not Meant To Be

    by Walter 2 Reviews

    Dumbledore looks into the Mirror of Erised...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dumbledore - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 228 words - Complete

    1Insightful
  • Love, Chess and Horcruxes

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Dumbledore recovers Voldemort's Horcrux and almost dies, and Snape puts himself at great risk to save him - but the ending is happy (although Professor Flitwick doesn't think so)

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1944 words - Complete

    -1Boring
  • Love Conquers All

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Straight from the files of J.K.Rowling: the ending of Book 7!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 515 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • Horcruxex

    by Walter

    Horace Slughorn had a good reason to withhold his memory about Horcruxes, as Harry and Dumbledore find out...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Tom Riddle, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1492 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • Harry Potter and the Embarassing Demise of the Sorting Hat

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Harry thinks he has found a Horcrux...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 694 words - Complete

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  • For Luck

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    When: end of year 4. Who: Ronald Weasley, Cornelius Fudge. Where: a deserted corridor. What: see for yourself!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Fudge, Ron - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 302 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • For Luck

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    When: end of year 4. Who: Ronald Weasley, Cornelius Fudge. Where: a deserted corridor. What: see for yourself!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Fudge, Ron - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 302 words

    -1OOC
  • Dumbledore to the Rescue

    by Walter

    Young Snape witnesses a shocking scene and then receives a commensurate reward. Too bad he is eventually made to forget about both.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Lily, Snape - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1903 words - Complete

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  • A Way Out

    by Walter

    Ron's lust for Hermione leads him straight into the merciless clutches of Professor Snape.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Hermione, Ron, Snape - Warnings: [R] [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 5340 words

    ?Blocked
  • A Way Out

    by Walter

    Ron's lust for Hermione leads him straight into the merciless clutches of Professor Snape.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Hermione, Ron, Snape - Warnings: [R] [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 5340 words

    ?Blocked
  • A Cure for Nastiness

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Harry uses the power the Dark Lord knows not, hoping to make Umbridge a better person.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Umbridge - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 876 words - Complete

    -1MarySue

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