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Gai

• Username: Gai
• Website: Meine schrecklichen Geschichten
• Member Since: 2005-12-15
• Bio:
  Favorite Movies: The Killer, Scarface, Hard Target, Office Space, Fist of Legend Favorite Television Shows: The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Office, Hustle Favorite Games: Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Tekken, Killer7 Favorite Music: Duran Duran, Billy Idol, Franz Ferdinand Favorite Book: Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure Favorite Hobby: Thinking, Video Games, Not Working Three People I'd Like to Meet: Benjamin Franklin, Woodrow Wilson, and Alf. Or Jesus. Alf or Jesus.

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• Kazuya Knows Best

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  The life of Kazuya, Jun, Jin, and the rest of the Mishima family in the form of a typical fifties sitcom. A typical fifties sitcom written by someone on crack, I mean.

  Category: Tekken - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2005/12/24 - Updated: 2008/03/27 - 8964 words

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• Private Fury

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  A half-ass excuse to stick Bryan and Lei in the army together in funny little adventures...well, they're not really adventures. And they're certainly not funny.

  Category: Tekken - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005/12/24 - Updated: 2008/03/27 - 2765 words

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• Freshest Meat in Southtown

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  Yamazaki starts a butcher shop, which just leads to trouble...

  Category: King of Fighters - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2005/12/24 - Updated: 2008/03/27 - 1870 words - Complete

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• Hell on Earth

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  Earth is threatened by an unstoppable force, and it's only hope is a man who lives in his own world.

  Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006/01/09 - Updated: 2007/08/11 - 4369 words

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• Leave it to Sorrow

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  A look into the lives of the Sorrow, Boss, and Ocelot family in the style of a 1950 sitcom.

  Category: Metal Gear Solid - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2005/12/15 - Updated: 2007/08/11 - 3526 words

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• Worst Tekken Fic Ever

  by Gai 2 Reviews

  Before people start tearing this apart, telling me how much it sucked so they can feel good about themselves, realize that this is a parody of a lot of the stuff out there. If the overall 'badness...

  Category: Tekken - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2006/05/17 - Updated: 2006/05/17 - 351 words - Complete

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• Killer With a Badge

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  A future where bounty hunting has become the most effective force against crime.

  Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters:  - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006/01/09 - Updated: 2006/02/01 - 4231 words

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• Cooking With Marshall

  by Gai 1 Reviews

  The first Tekken cooking fanfic! Really, this has never been done before...well, once.

  Category: Tekken - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/24 - Updated: 2005/12/24 - 704 words

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• Bryan's Excellent Adventure

  by Gai 0 Reviews

  Bryan has been sent by Dr. Abel to locate Yoshimitsu, so he sets out on an adventure, encountering various Tekken characters. Read & Review. Or at least just review. I don't care if you read it.

  Category: Tekken - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/24 - Updated: 2005/12/24 - 2987 words - Complete

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• Capital Society

  by Gai 1 Reviews

  An egocentric utopia where commercialism's taken a bit too far.

  Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/16 - Updated: 2005/12/16 - 3871 words - Complete

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• Proper Business Etiquette

  by Gai 1 Reviews

  A look into a future where business has overrun the world.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/16 - Updated: 2005/12/16 - 1133 words - Complete

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• Words of a True Patriot

  by Gai 1 Reviews

  Just a little humorous piece written in sarcasm. If you're still offended by it, then you're probably the kind of person it was meant to offend. Meh.

  Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/16 - Updated: 2005/12/16 - 295 words - Complete

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• Planet of the Daves

  by Gai 2 Reviews

  A grim look at a world populated by Dave.

  Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/15 - Updated: 2005/12/15 - 3361 words - Complete

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