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INMH

• Username: INMH
• Member Since: 2005-10-23
• Bio:
  Name: Wouldn't you like to know? Aliases: INMH(Penname), Saphira Silver Dragon, Somre (SOMRAY) Gender: Female Age: Again, wouldn't you like to know? Hair color: Blonde (And I hear you all out there… cracking those blonde jokes) Eye color: Blue (One of the only girls in my homeroom...) Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Elektra, Daredevil, Constantine, T*Witches Favorite TV shows: LOST, Kingdom Hospital, Everybody Loves Raymond, Whose Line is it anyway, And the Drew Carrey Show Favorite books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit,Eragon, I Have Lived A Thousand Years, The Royal Diary Series, Dear America, T*Witches, And many other pretty books. Favorite group: Evanescece, Yellowcard, Dixie Chicks Favorite Song: Once Upon a December Favorite saying: Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left, four rights make a circle and three rights, two lefts and an intersection make you totally lost. ATTENTION: I PLACE THREE CHALLENGES FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTEMPT THEM! My challenge is for you Lord of the Rings fans out there. Anyone who wishes to attempt these, please email so that I can read it, as I love these stories. THE FIRST CHALLENGE: I propose that someone out there, if you have played the game, write a story about the RPG game, Lord of Rings: THE THIRD AGE. Why? Because only one person has written a story about it that I could find on this website, and it's good subject material. THE SECOND CHALLENGE: I also propose that someone writes a LOST (The TV show, if you've seen it) Lord of the Rings crossover. Why? Cuz there's only been two posted on the website and, once again, it's good subject material. THE THIRD CHALLENGE: My final challenge is for someone, anyone, out there to write a story about Earth finding out that Middle Earth exists. Why? See the reasons in the first two challenges. 8888888888888888888888888888888888888 Quotes: Actually, I'm a friar, so I can swear all I want... D-mmit. -Carl to Van Helsing- VAN HELSING WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL? -Anna to Van Helsing- VAN HELSING Remember Igor: Do unto others- Before they do unto me. -Dracula to Igor to Dracula- VAN HELSING If you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't just stand around talking about it. -Anna to Aleera- VAN HELSING You make my skin crawl. That's not all I could do with your skin. -Anna to Dracula to Anna- VAN HELSING My superior's would like me to take you alive, but I'd much rather kill you and get it over with. -Van Helsing to Mr. Hyde- VAN HELSING Did you bring him back? You killed him didn't you? That's why they get so annoyed. When they say "Bring him back" They don't mean as a corpse. -Carl to Van Helsing- VAN HELSING Van Helsing, I'm sorry I called you a reckless, arrogant pompengay. You never called me a reckless, arrogant pompengay. Not to your face. -Carl to Van Helsing to Carl- VAN HELSING (Prequel) She's Drunk! She's blonde. Roger to Bobby- THE STEPFORD WIVES How about I use pincones to spell the words "Big Jew" in the snow in my front yard in fifteen foot letters? (A beat) That's a wonderful idea! Bobby to claire- THE STEPFORD WIVES "It denies our constitutional rights!" "Is that the constitution that starts with 'Wheeeeeeee the people'?" Jack to Will to Jack- WILL AND GRACE "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "YES!" "NO!" (Pause) "D-MMIT!" -An amusing little conversation between me (No) and my friend (Yes) "YOU THREW A PICKLE AT ME!" -Thats me, after my friend threw a pickle at my head. Friend One: And I shall name my son Constantine. Friend two: I feel sorry for the kid. Me: I feel sorry for the wife. Friend One: (Glares at me) I will probably marry someone Italian. Me: Then she will obviously not speak a word of English. D-MN I'M ON A ROLL! --------------------------- (There is static, and then a picture fades in. A teenage girl is sitting at a desk, with a small (two foot high) green dragon scribbling on a notepad nearby.) INMH: Howdy people! It feel good to be on a new website. (The dragon snorts, and the camera shakes wildly.) INMH: (Glares at the camera) Waffle! Hold the camera still before I fire you and bring Murtagh back! Waffle: (For a limited time, is playing the camera man. Cat. Thing.) Splee! INMH: (Groans) I'll live to regret hiring him. Anyway, I'll get some stories up as soon as I start doing a little exploring around the website. My home website is Fanfiction.net, if you wish to check out anything I have there. This is my muse, Gadzooks. If you've read the books "The Fire Within" or "Ice Fire", then you should know who he is. (Gadzooks snorts) Waffle: SPLEE! INMH: (Grins widely, and without dropping it, rubs her temples. Her eye twitches noticeably) well, that's all for now. Bye bye! Waffle: (Drops down over the camera upside-down) SPLEE! Gadzooks: (On his notepad) BYE! (Static)

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• PARODY NUMBER 2005: ERAGON!

  by INMH 0 Reviews

  Eragon's slow? Squirrels throwing acorns? Brom's schizophrenic? The Urgals breaking out into song? Must mean INMH is doing another Parody! There are only spoilers here if you haven't read the book.

  Category: Eragon - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Eragon - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2005/10/23 - Updated: 2007/08/11 - 2868 words

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• Learn to be Lonely

  by INMH 0 Reviews

  Songfic. Gollum centric. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone. No matter what Ring, no matter who you are.

  Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Gollum - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/06/18 - Updated: 2006/06/18 - 555 words

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• My Immortal

  by INMH 0 Reviews

  Songfic. Eowyn mourns Theodan; The man who was more of a father than an uncle.

  Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: G - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/06/18 - Updated: 2006/06/18 - 734 words

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• Breathe no More

  by INMH 0 Reviews

  Songfic. The moments before, during and after Boromir's death

  Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006/06/18 - Updated: 2006/06/18 - 941 words

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• Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

  by INMH 1 Reviews

  Kind of a crossover with the LOTR RPG game. Six new warriors join Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli in their battles. I know, the summary is weak. Just read to find out. Takes Place in the middle of The T...

  Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Aragorn, Legolas - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2005/10/29 - Updated: 2005/10/29 - 1567 words

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• The Return of the Ring

  by INMH 1 Reviews

  The title is kind of self explanitory. The ring is remade, and Sauron is slowly regaining his powers again. Before the original fellowship and company can do anything, they are captured. Now its up...

  Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy - Characters: Aragorn - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2005/10/29 - Updated: 2005/10/29 - 400 words

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