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• Username: street-howitzer
• Member Since: 2006-10-20
• Real name: Street Howitzer
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• Tarantulas

  by street-howitzer

  On being William the Conqueror, and Johns's attempts to capture his eighteenth contract (again). Pre-"Pitch Black", post-"Butcher Bay". Rated for violence, drug use, swearing, slash, and graphic ...

  Category: Pitch Black - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Sci-fi - Characters: Johns,Riddick - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008/08/10 - Updated: 2008/08/12 - 16940 words - Complete

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• Clocks and Cabbages

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  A couple of a youthful Sherlock's early experiments.

  Category: Sherlock Holmes - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/11 - Updated: 2008/08/11 - 3100 words - Complete

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• Hot Reading

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  Kit Marlowe always gets his way, in the end, no matter how hard Thomas Kyd might protest. Thomas/Kit. Over-rated for gay romance, raunchy Elizabethan slang, and utter blasphemy.

  Category: Historical - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2007/01/24 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 4408 words - Complete

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• Heads-up

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday have a private round of poker, all while discussing humiliation, sex, and past mistakes. One thing (primarily, liquor) leads to another. Over-rated for implied Wyatt/D...

  Category: Historical - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/02/10 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 9084 words - Complete

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• The Other Companion

  by street-howitzer

  "There were times, for the merest flash of a second, when he ceased to be Watson and became nothing less than John." Victorian lemon.

  Category: Sherlock Holmes - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007/07/12 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 3293 words - Complete

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• Theft of Destiny

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  On the tribulations of becoming a Pirate Lord. Prequel to "Curse of the Black Pearl", contains spoilers for "At World's End", eventual Heck/Jack and Bill/Jack implications. Warnings to change as ...

  Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Bootstrap Bill - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007/06/01 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 8470 words

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• Just a Casual, Casual, Easy Thing

  by street-howitzer

  Rusty doesn't need anything. No, really. Danny/Rusty lemon, spoilers for all three films. Not a songfic.

  Category: Ocean's Eleven - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Danny,Rusty - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/02/21 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 2673 words - Complete

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• Taking Charge

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  Linus tries to negotiate a more important position for himself. Danny/Rusty/Linus, implied Danny/Rusty/Tess, not to be taken seriously by anybody.

  Category: Ocean's Eleven - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Danny,Linus,Rusty - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008/02/21 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 558 words - Complete

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• Parturiency

  by street-howitzer 1 Reviews

  Elizabeth can't decide whether or not she should keep her new title. Jack helps her make up her mind. Will/Elizabeth, vaguely implied Barbossa/Jack, spoilers for all three films.

  Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Elizabeth,Jack - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2008/02/21 - Updated: 2008/02/21 - 1809 words - Complete

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• Two, And Yet Three

  by street-howitzer

  Barbossa and Jack, and... Short, shameless lemon, post-AWE.

  Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Jack - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2007/08/17 - Updated: 2007/08/17 - 1647 words - Complete

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• Nothing Out of Something

  by street-howitzer 3 Reviews

  Munch, Tutuola, and apophenia. (one or two cuss words)

  Category: Law & Order: SVU - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: John Munch, Odafin Tutuola - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/10/20 - Updated: 2007/08/13 - 1619 words - Complete

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• Passing Through Judecca

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  "I feel... cold." Barbossa, where he never thought he'd go. Spoilers for "Dead Man's Chest" and a bit of "At World's End", implied Barbossa/Jack.

  Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/07/02 - Updated: 2007/07/02 - 3090 words - Complete

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• Slips of the Tongue

  by street-howitzer 1 Reviews

  A grand example of when I can't separate a character from their actor. I'm still of the belief that the first three SW movies would have been perfect if Samuel L. Jackson was allowed to swear. Not...

  Category: Star Wars - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Other - Published: 2007/01/17 - Updated: 2007/01/17 - 524 words - Complete

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• Vexations

  by street-howitzer 0 Reviews

  Anakin and Obi-Wan, talking over faults. Takes place when Anakin is 14, so well between TPM and AotC. Rated for blind-and-you'll-miss-it Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. Some spoilers for Qui-Gon's past in the ...

  Category: Star Wars - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Characters: Anakin, Obi-Wan - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007/01/06 - Updated: 2007/01/06 - 1767 words - Complete

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